He Said/She Said: Self Stimulation, If You Will

Want to hear a little secret?

Guys love to masturbate. I bet you had no idea, but they do. In the bed, in the car, in the shower. Hell, I’m sure they’ve even done it in class and I’m willing to wager there are a few doing it right now. While reading this article.

And it doesn’t matter if they have a girlfriend (read: consistent booty) or not; they can’t resist a threesome with Jergens and their right hand.

I, for one, am also a big proponent of self stimulation – a woman has needs! – but that doesn’t mean I understand how guys can do it so often. Anytime. Anywhere. Without locking the door. Especially when they’ve got a GF! Isn’t that enough? Why the need for a mid-afternoon “O” when they’re getting it daily as it is!?

Should we be offended? Grossed out? Squirting hand sanitizer onto every dude we see? Let’s see what our resident male had to say about this sitch: Read More »