• Bachelor Ben Flajnik Is a Total Creeper! [Photos to Prove It]

    Bachelor Ben Flajnik Is a Total Creeper! [Photos to Prove It]

    I kind of think Ben is a bit of a dope, but when looking at his Twitter and TwitPics, I’ve seen another side to this bachelor. He’s been living this double life. When he’s not sweeping cocktail waitresses and aspiring dental hygienists off their feet, he is doing some pretty shady and incriminating things. So who is Ben Flajnik really? I took to his Twitter to find out!

  • The Bachelorette: Starting Over

    The Bachelorette: Starting Over

    This week our gang of misfit toys journey to Thailand. If free vacations aren’t enough incentive to sign up for this show I don’t know what is. This week’s theme seemed to be “Starting Over” …although girlfriend had a rough time forgetting about Bentley’s charade last week.

  • The Bachelorette: Not Down For the Count

    The Bachelorette: Not Down For the Count

    Even though the last Bachelor couple has already split (and dragged each other through the tabloid dirt – you know, just another day at ABC!), I can’t deny that I have been counting down the days to the season premiere of The Bachelorette. Finally, my Mondays are good again.

  • The Bachelor Pad: The Final Twist

    The Bachelor Pad: The Final Twist

    The finale of The Bachelor Pad was surprisingly low-key compared to the rest of the season. Minimal tears, not one drunk person…even the “tell-all” question sesh was less than juicy. So we found out Dave used to smack talk about the older contestants on the show. Seriously, who cares?

  • Bachelor Pad: And Then There Were Couples

    Bachelor Pad: And Then There Were Couples

    Monday’s Bachelor Pad finally proved that the popular girls will always win. And homely (relatively speaking, of course), single girls will always go home alone…in stretch limos….to their cats.

  • The Bachleor Pad: It’s Time for Superlatives!

    The Bachleor Pad: It’s Time for Superlatives!

    Monday’s Bachelor Pad was a lot like prom. There were tears, there was less sex than was anticipated, and the unpopular kids went home early.

  • The Bachelorette: Rated R’s Got a Secret

    The Bachelorette: Rated R’s Got a Secret

    I’m going to resist titling this week’s Bachelorette report “Why I Should Be Selected as the Next Bachelorette” and not proceed into all the reasons why this season is kind of lackluster and how I would really do a better job. Trust me, it would be a riveting read (much like the season I have planned for myself), but I’ll spare you just this once.

  • The Bachelorette: Calendar Boys

    The Bachelorette: Calendar Boys

    After three glorious days of hopping from the beach to happy hour to the strobe of light of the dance floor, I finally returned last night to reality and reality TV. What better way to cap off Memorial Day 2010 than with two hours of The Bachelorette? I was scared I might not make it through the gridlock Jersey shore traffic in time for the show, but stopped to ask myself, “What would Chris Harrison do?”

  • The Bachelorette By The Numbers

    The Bachelorette By The Numbers

    Well, The Bachelorette happened. A whole two hours of it. There was a lot to digest in 120 minutes (and I’m not talking about the entire box of crackers I consumed while watching), so I’m just going to break it down by the numbers. I can’t really remember all those dudes’ names anyway.

  • The Bachelorette: It’s Slim Pickin’ for Ali

    The Bachelorette: It’s Slim Pickin’ for Ali

    Tonight rings in another season of The Bachelorette and, in a completely new move, it promises to be the Most Dramatic Season Ever. Ali Fedotowsky, 25, is returning after she ditched (and then got ditched by) country boy and future wife beater, Jake Pavelka, last season. Wait, am I the only one who sensed a whole bunch of repressed anger under that all-American veneer?

  • The Bachelor is a Jerk!

    The Bachelor is a Jerk!

    Last night’s finale of The Bachelor promised to have “the most shocking twist in Bachelor histo…

  • And Then There Were 4: Episode 5 Of The Bachelorette

    And Then There Were 4: Episode 5 Of The Bachelorette

    If you tuned in to The Bachelorette last night, you were met with a whole lot of nothing. The first…