Octomom Secures A New House With Porn Money [Candy Dish]
At least the money was put to good use! The photos of Octomom’s current living quarters are pretty disturbing, so we must say we are glad she is getting her family out of there. Those kids have been through enough. Please give them a small shot at normalcy.
The Scene in Colorado, A First for the Tour de France and More! [Current Events Cheat Sheet]
We’re sad to say that our updates on current events aren’t always so cheerful, and that goes for this week especially. Once again, we’d like to express our heartfelt condolences to the victims of the Aurora shooting and their families and friends. Read on for updates about the shooting, as well as this week’s other top stories.

Dark Knight Rises Trailer Gave Us 25 Reasons to Get Excited [Photos & Video]
Since the reasons I’m excited to see this movie are very different than the reasons guys want to see this movie, I’ve compiled my list for you all to enjoy. Here are 25 reasons I’m excited to see Dark Knight Rises…
5 Greatest Celebrity Freak Outs
We all freak out occasionally. Sometimes our roommates make a huge mess and don’t clean up after themselves, or maybe you’re freaking out because you have an eight-page research paper due tomorrow that you haven’t started (my current crisis). Within reason, freak outs are justified. It’s a way for us to get our anger out when we might literally implode if we don’t.
Sundays Are For Procrastinating: Movies I’m Excited For
I live in NYC, and my crippling fear of bedbugs prevents me from going to see the movies. Which means I haven’t gone to a movie in a long time. But this summer I’m heading home to visit my family in a town where no one has ever gotten bedbugs. So in honor of my summer of freedom, here are the trailers from a few movies that I can’t wait to see.
Year-End Movies We’re Excited To Watch [VIDEO]
If you’re looking for a way to spend time with family members without actually interacting with them, do as you did on those dates back in high school: go to a movie. There are plenty of feel-good flicks conveniently released for the holiday season, but here are a few films that might have flown under your radar and are definitely worth your attention.
Candy Dish: It’s…Uh…Miley?
•Miley Cyrus, the stoner
•Which of your favorite TV stars double as musicians
•Stars take a tumble
•Christian Bale gets candid about Batman
•Can those extra pounds affect your orgasms?
•This is how Abercrombie and Fitch celebrate the holidays

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Our Golden Globe Predictions
It’s January, so you know what that means in Hollywood – it’s awards season! Kicking off the big ones is the Golden Globes, airing THIS Sunday, Jan. 16, and I for one cannot WAIT!
Holiday Movie Release Guide: What to See With Who
December is the month of holiday parties and family get-togethers. The people are cheerful, the cities are festive, and everyone is in a fabulous mood. But sometimes, sometimes, you just want to get away from all of that holiday cheer and see someone blow something up. And that’s why holiday movie releases exist.
Intro To Cooking: Easy Fudge Pudding Cake
Sometimes, when I’m really bored and don’t feel like dealing with the pile of work on my desk, I look up recipes for chocolate cake. In real life, I’m not much of a cook, but in my fantasy life (you know, where I’m married to Christian Bale and own a giant mansion and can ran a half-marathon in 4 inch heels?), I am a f&*cking fantastic baker.
Celebretard Showdown: Christian Bale vs. Jeremy Piven
Everyone has heard Christian Bale’s ridiculous outburst on the set of Terminator. As a method actor, he can get pretty intense. I actually respect the lengths he goes through to get into character. However, I’m pretty sure other actors have managed to get into character without blowing up any time someone distracts them. Except maybe Jeremy Piven.
Candy Dish: Is Sarah Palin Headed to Splitsville?
• Looks like Todd Palin may be single soon, ladies!
• So now the real Paris secrets are comin’ out.
• This is how you buy fabulous footwear.
• OMG, I want old Christian Bale back!
• Tiger Woods is good at golf. And farting.
• Kristen Cavillari’s a backstabbing bia.

Candy Dish: Nich Lachey’s Movin’ On
• Nick Lachey’s already got a new girl!
• I prefer my Christian Bale with some meat on those bones.
• Mmm. McDonalds has a new burger.
• It’s official: men are getting uglier.
• Wow, those Germans really give it to Brit Brit.
• Express jeans get a hottie makeover.