Breaking up sucks, so you might as well get a good story out of it. None of this civil shit — I want tears in the eyes, blood on the walls, buttons off the shirts.

Unfortunately, most of my breakups have been rather tame. I keep my grudges to myself. Depending on the magnitude of the schism, I cope by going the patented Jennifer Aniston route (yoga, weed, Smart Water) or taking a ride on the pie highway to drown my sorrows. Either way, slander and slaughter are kept to a minimum; the only victim is me.

So, I don’t really understand crazy, dramatic breakups, but that doesn’t mean I can’t revel in them (read: laugh at) when they happen, especially in Brad-and-Jen Land. There are the sad ones, like Reese and Ryan and Jake and Kirsten which leave you a little deflated but ultimately make you feel better about yourself — because if they can’t make it work, who can? Read More »

Oh yes it’s Summertime. Time to clean up the ol’ piggies and break out those stappy shoes . In celebration of this joyous occassion, we thought we’d test your knowledge on how well you know your celebrity feet. Can you guess who???

(Click on the photo for the answer or jump over to see them all.)

The Feet

The Celebrities

(Fergie, Jessica Alba, Cameron Diaz, Mischa Barton, Heidi Klum, Jessica Simpson, Claire Danes, Eva Longoria, Christina Aguilera)

The Answers: Read More »