• Why Boob Jobs Are Unnecessary [Sex in the News]

    Why Boob Jobs Are Unnecessary [Sex in the News]

    It’s time to pour out your plastic surgery piggy banks ladies because scientists say a better bra is all you need. Scientists from Manchester University have finally proven what Stacey and Clinton taught me years ago—there is a connection between what you wear and how you feel.

  • Dude’s List: 11 Things We Learn About You In The First Five Minutes!

    Dude’s List: 11 Things We Learn About You In The First Five Minutes!

    There’s an old joke/myth/we-hope-it’s-a-myth that a woman learns everything about a guy within 5 minutes of meeting him to decide whether or not she’ll f*ck him. Well, guess what, ladies? We can learn a lot about you in 5 minutes, too! Whatever you think you’re revealing, there just might be a few things you’re putting out that you may not even be aware of.

  • Overheard: Freshmeat

    Overheard: Freshmeat

    (Girls, introducing themselves in class.)
    Girl 1: I’m Brenna.
    Girl 2: Hi! I’m Margaret, but you can call me Murphy.
    Girl 1: Huh. How’d you get that nickname?
    Girl 2: When I was born, my dad said it was Murphy’s Law.

  • The Best Bras Out There: Strapless Edition

    The Best Bras Out There: Strapless Edition

    So, being the do-gooder that I am, I decided to go on a hunt for the best strapless bras around and bring them all to you. Trust me, I know all about the woes of the strapless, so I was very discriminating on my search.

  • Intern Diaries: What Not To Wear

    Intern Diaries: What Not To Wear

    This week, I have decided to dedicate my intern diaries post to the topic of clothing and the workplace. I must report that I have been quite surprised by some of the wardrobe choices that I’ve witnessed around the office, and I thought I’d share these thoughts with you. Oy, someone needs to call Stacy and Clinton STAT.

  • Hot and Bothered? Your Bra Knows What to Do!

    Hot and Bothered? Your Bra Knows What to Do!

    You know what I love about being a girl? The fact that when we get aroused, there’s no awkward visible growth of body parts.

    Well, thanks to lingerie companies, that’s all about to change.

  • Red Carpet Fashion At The 2008 MTV VMAs

    Red Carpet Fashion At The 2008 MTV VMAs


    As usual, last night’s Video Music Awards blew.  The geniuses at MTV have succeded in tur…

  • Perk Up, Flat Girls! You Can Be Sexy Too!

    Perk Up, Flat Girls! You Can Be Sexy Too!

    I’ve heard the woes from people with cup sizes that are hard to manage. I understand; nobo…

  • Bigger Boobs Do Not Always Mean Better

    Bigger Boobs Do Not Always Mean Better

    Breasts. Boobs. Tits. Ta Tas. Chi Chis. Fun-bags. Melons. Along with a few hundred different ep…

  • Maternity Wear is the New Little Black Dress

    Maternity Wear is the New Little Black Dress

    Okay. I can’t believe these words are going to come out of my finger tips…
    I hate shopping!…