You've started to retire your short, tight going out dresses.
"Don't be afraid to fail big, to dream big, but remember, dreams without goals, are just dreams."
Now: You reach over to your nightstand and pop Tylenol at random intervals.
Why is college so, so, so much better than high school could ever hope to be? Here are a few of the many reasons.
No one can deny it's sexy, but they're cheerleaders. They're supposed to be sexy.
This is one top five list you definitely don't want to see your state on.
Palcohol hopes to be ready for sale this summer. Just in time for a beach trip...
15. Your eyeliner turned out really well today.
You don't have to dodge your high school ex, worry about people finding out about that embarrassing thing you did in ninth grade or pretend to be friends with some random acquaintance whom you run into from time to time.
Forget hitting the gym or editing everything in Photoshop.
The cold weather has me reminiscing on my favorite outdoor activity: day drinking.
2. Thou shall forget diets.
Forget finals -- you haven’t seen stress until you’ve watched a big bake brownies, glue gun sequins, and study for a test, all while wielding a paint pen.
Still a form of censorship.
4. You actively tried to catch a cold from coughing girl next to you in the library.
Tell the cab driver your life story. He wants to know all about you.
Students today just want to learn some relevant skills such as figuring out what a guy means when he drunk texts you at 3 AM or how to choose the perfect Instagram filter.
You'll spend way too much money on fancy dinners, clothes, expensive shoes, travel, booze, events, artisanal coffee, organic groceries, and cabs.
Everyone has sent those misspelled booty call attempts and embarrassing pleas with exes to try to work things out.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but you are ONE SHORT SEMESTER away from hearing “Pomp and Circumstance” play.
An English class will help you years after graduation.
Con: When you go out to eat, they want to go to Hooters. Pro: Hooters has really good wings.
Invisibility whenever you need to escape a situation involving an ex.
13. Can beat the “Estimated Time of Arrival” on the GPS to any destination.
Bet you didn't even realize how much you missed your car and singing along to the Pitch Perfect soundtrack without judgement.