Halloween (well, the Saturday before Halloween, which is really the day that matters) is a mere 10 days away!
Halloween is just an excuse to be super inappropriate.
From the offensive to the inconvenient, there are some Halloween dress-up ideas that guys should know to never ever wear.
I really don't have much room to ridicule these costumes because last year I dressed up as a slutty ladybug. Can ladybugs look slutty? I guess so. But here are some other "slutty" costumes that are so ridiculous I can't stop laughing at them.
Seriously, I want to meet the people who think these costumes are normal, or you know...the people that came up with these ideas anyway. Personally, my chances of going as a slutty owl this year are incredibly high.
Don't get me wrong, I enjoy the pumpkins, the spirit, the liveliness associated with the holiday, but what I really adore is the freedom to wear pretty much the sluttiest outfits you can find.
It is finally officially fall, which means time to start thinking about Halloween preparations! Sure, you'll need to pick the perfect pumpkins and plan a solid Halloween movie marathon list, but most importantly it is time to think about your costume! Here are a few options we expect to find from popular culture this year.
Yes, yes I know… Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it…But what should the rest of us wear? I’m not wild about sluttin’ it up in the freezing cold nights in October (brrr), or donning a Halloween outfit that draws immense attention to each slice of pizza I’ve eaten in the past year of my lovely flaws.
Since Halloween is a little over a week away, I thought I would give you girls some last-minute Halloween costume ideas that you can put together with the stuff you probably already have! You’ll stand out from the hordes of sexy cops, sailors, and kittens, but still look totally adorable and creative!
Halloween is right around the corner, and if you’re like me, you’ve probably been thinking about what costume you’re going to wear. If you don’t have any Halloween costume ideas yet, or just want something easy and inexpensive, this list is for you.
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Take the cash you’d usually drop on a cheaply made, mass-produced look and shop for a stylish costume that will make you stand out and that you can incorporate into your wardrobe post-pumpkin season.
My school is famous for our Halloween debauchery. Every year literally tens of thousands of members of the under-25 crowd dress up (or down) to parade along Del Playa Drive in varying levels of consciousness. Halloween is like the senior prom of college (four years in a row).
Elementary school sure has changed since we were kids. Today, recess is getting shorter, cafeterias are getting healthier, and Halloween is getting much, much less fun.
It’s Halloween crunch time. One morning you roll out of bed and realize your roommates have already perfected their Village People getup, your best friend and her boyfriend are pop culture referencing the shiz out of Taylor and Kanye, and your pseudo-fratty neighbors have their imitation silk Wal-Mart robes ready to make Hugh Hefner proud.
Halloween parties are freakin’ awesome. And it’s a known fact that us college kids will be running rampant all over the country come Halloween night. What other chance do we get to play beer pong as Kanye West and Taylor Swift (stopping the game mid-toss with a "Imma let you finish..." before snatching the pong ball from each other)?
Once you reach the age of 16 Halloween has permanently been transformed from a day where you dress up as something disgusting and stuff your face with candy to the one day a year it is socially acceptable to have your lady parts hanging out all over the place (although I’m still a sucker for those gummy eyeballs).
With only 2 weeks to go until Halloween, there are costumes everywhere you look. Hop into any store and it's easy to come out with something slutty to wear on October 31st. But finding something original that doesn't cost the same as a week's worth of groceries is the hard part. Seriously? $60 for a cheap rayon dress that barely covers my ass? No thank you, Wal-mart.
As a dedicated Halloween goer-over-the-topper, my mother never once let me buy my costume. In fact, to this day, I can admit that I've only had one store-bought costume as of last year: Whoremione Granger. That's it. And I still regret it to this day. Guilty of some of the below?
If starting to plan Halloween costumes mid-July is wrong, then I never want to be right. I have absolutely no shame in admitting that I get semi-turned on when I see stores start stocking candy corn and Halloween-y (weenie...ha. ha. ha) decorations in September. It’s the inner child in me. Unfortunately, it’s time to grow up, and grow up I will do.
Halloween is quickly approaching, which means you need to figure out a costume. Now. While you could go for the classic French Maid or sexy cop (nurse, teacher, tennis pro, grandma...), why not try to wow people with your witty sense of humor instead of your mammary glands?
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