Do you spend a lot of time playing Rock Band with your roomies and pretending like your entire town is listening and cheering you on? Oh, that’s just me and my roommate? Don’t tell her I told you.

Anyway, there are plenty of things you can actually do (apart from pretend to be a great drummer on your Wii) to rock your college years. Like what, you ask?

• You can get involved and make a name for yourself. Because who doesn’t want to be recognized by everyone they pass while walking to class Friday morning with a hangover like a plane crash?
• Why don’t you hit up the local karaoke spot? So what if it sounds like three cats are dying all at once when you sing…drunk people will eat it up. And at a karaoke bar in a college town, I can guarantee you that everyone is drunk.
• Pull a Lady Gaga and show up to class in an egg. Professor, I needed time to incubate on my thoughts. Get it? Incubate? Even better if this is biology. Read More »

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