6 Situations I’d Like to Do-Over and Say the Right Thing

30 Rock did a live episode last night. Actually, they did two – one for the East Coast and one for the West Coast. And there were lots of differences between the two episodes. It’s to be expected that no two live episodes would be exactly the same. But it appears that 30 Rock made pretty different choices in each episode. You can check out a full list here.

This got us thinking back to all the times we wished we could have had a “do-over.” Especially in arguments and confrontations. It seems like we always think of the best comebacks after the fact. In the moment, all you can do is glare angrily, but after the fact, you’re a genius wordsmith with the greatest comeback. Check out our list of 6 situations we wish we could have done over. Read More »


Lindsay Lohan’s Life Begs for a Drinking Game

Guys, my 21st birthday is TOMORROW. Sometimes, it felt like the day would never come. But tonight at midnight, I will be going out for my first legal drink. Now that it’s finally legal for me to be a drunken mess in public, I figure this is a great time to try out a new drinking game. And who better to inspire a drinking game than Lindsay Lohan?

Just after we got all excited about LiLo going back to her red hair, she went and proved that she’s still a red hot mess. As we told you earlier, last night, as she was leaving an LA club, she hit a guy with her car. And now he’s suing her (no surprise there). Looks like LiLo has jumped off the comeback train and purchased one-way ticket to crazy town. We have a feeling we know what might happen, so get your drinks ready and check out the official CollegeCandy Lindsay Lohan drinking game. Read More »


LiLo Goes Back to Her Roots, Literally [Photos]

Guys, Lindsay Lohan is about to have a real comeback. Not just semi-decent SNL hosting, but a full-on comeback. How do I know? She finally dyed her hair red again! I’ve been saying forever now that LiLo needs to bring back her ginger locks. She looks so much better with red hair, and when she has her natural hair color it’s easier to remember her in the good old days of The Parent Trap and Mean Girls. Blonde was not a good look for her – it made her look pale and strung out. I’m so glad to see her returning to her roots (punny!). To celebrate LiLo’s new/old look, we’ve put together a gallery of her with fabulous red hair. Check it out. Read More »


Jennifer Love Hewitt Is Making a Comeback [Photos]

The other day, as I was walking down the street, I noticed an ad on the side of a bus. It was a huge picture of a scantily clad woman lounging on her side. First, this reminded me of the Sex and the City opening sequence, when a bus drives by with a picture of Carrie on it. But it wasn’t Sarah Jessica Parker in the picture. It was another lady who goes by all three of her names – Jennifer Love Hewitt.

And now, it seems like J. Love is everywhere I look. Ads for her new show, Client List, are plastered all over. She’s also looking smokin’ hot on the cover of this month’s Maxim. Unfortunately, it looks like she’s talking about vajazzling again, but we’ll forgive her for that. Check out these pictures of J. Love looking fab, from the good old days of the 90s to her 2012 comeback. Read More »


Celebrities That Deserve a Cameo More Than Mel Gibson

I was so excited for The Hangover 2 to come out next year.  So excited.  Like already have my tickets, waiting in line starting now excited.  And then news broke that a certain celebrity was going to be making a cameo in the sequel, much like Mike Tyson did in the original.  Except this celebrity isn’t a boxing legend with a drug problem.  It’s a middle-aged white guy with rage issues.  Mel Gibson.

Is it bad that since reading of this new addition to the cast, my interest in the movie has dropped about 200%?  Mel makes my skin crawl.  Seriously, I know the dude wants to push “restart” on his career, but I can think of a bajillion other celebrities who deserve a second (or third, or fourth) chance to change their image more than a wife-beating, anti-Semitic a-hole.

Amy Winehouse
Not only is she legitimately super-talented, she writes songs with names like “F*ck Me Pumps.”  Talk about someone who deserves a chance to further pursue her art!  Those are bona-fide dance hits, without which our Thirsty Thursdays would be significantly duller.  There are only so many times you can shake your butt to “Apple Bottom Jeans,” but Amy’s “Rehab” is forever.

R.Kelly
When he’s not being gross, Mr. Kelly is actually pretty funny…whether he means to be or not.  “Trapped in the Closet” was an epic musical adventure that had me biting my fingernails with anxiety.  So maybe he touched minors inappropriately.  Give him one of those hot pink molester license plates, keep him away from parks and schools, but let the guy act! Read More »


Let it Rock: No Car Crashes With This Week’s New Releases

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Maroon 5- Call and Response (The Remix Album)

While we anxiously await the release of some new music from Maroon 5 (why on Earth does it take them so long?), we can temporarily get our Adam Levine fix from Call and Response, an album of Maroon 5 remixes. The album makes me happy because it remixes the songs enough that some of them actually sound like new tracks. But it also makes me wonder if Maroon 5 desperately wants to get some play time in the clubs. Whatever the case, this whole album may be worth it just to hear the Mark Ronson “Wake Up Call” mix featuring Mary J. Blige. Not to mention, the album includes remixes with Of Montreal, Cut Copy, and Deerhoof.

If you tell me the hotness that is Adam Levine is involved, I’ll buy it, but I’m eager for something new from the boys of Maroon 5. Read More »


Let It Rock: This Week’s New Releases Feel Like a Circus

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Britney Spears- Circus:

“There’s only two types of people in the world. The ones that entertain, and the ones that observe.”

So opens the title track on Britney Spears’ latest CD, Circus. Britney is clearly in the first category. And this is the album we’ve all been waiting for. The one that marks the start of her comeback. Wait, wasn’t her last album supposed to be her comeback? Well, forget about that because this time it’s for real. If you happened to take an hour out of your life to watch to her MTV documentary on Sunday night, you’d probably say she appears to be back on track. Then again, we’ve seen that before. But if Circus is any indication of Britney’s well-being, it’s safe to say the girl is back on her game.

Songs like “Circus” and “Kill the Lights” chronicle the tough times Britney’s had being in the public eye, but they’re not downers in the least bit. She even squeezes in a song about motherhood (wait, remember she’s a mom?) right at the end called “My Baby.” Let’s just hope she actually remembers that she has two babies. Circus is also loaded with songs I can see myself getting down to in the basement of my favorite bar. Clearly I’ve already done so with “Womanizer,” but “Leather and Lace” and “Mmm Papi” also have highly danceable beats.

Mr. Photographer? I think Britney’s finally ready for her close-up. Read More »


The Love List: Thanksgiving Leftovers and My New Best Friend (you’ll want to be her bff too)

43594029.jpg[Welcome to my Weekly Love List. A list, on all things I love. Because if I love them - well then obviously you may (and should) love them too. As the Backstreet Boys song says (and yes I am actually quoting them) “My Love is All I Have To Give.” So with that throwback, here are this week’s list-worthy things…]

1. Pumpkin Mousse. It may be post-Thanksgiving but while the rest of the world has moved on to egg-nog or latkes, I’m more like Ross Gellar and still craving Thanksgiving leftovers. So if you still need something to be thankful for make this low fat amazing pumpkin mousse and then thank me later.

What you need: 2 Packets instant fat free/sugar free vanilla pudding, 1/2 tsp pumpkin pie spice, 2 cups skim milk, one 15 ounce can of pumpkin, and one tub of fat-free Cool Whip. Make the pudding with the milk and once it’s ready, fold in the other ingredients, stick it in the fridge, maybe throw some ginger snaps on top and you’ve got yourself some guilt free leftovers.

2. While I may not love Miley Cyrus, I love this girl who loves Miley Cyrus. Seriously, over 1 million hits, tons of tribute vids back, and over 12 different videos. And those special effects? Ahhhmazing. Check out her version of Disturbia too… I sort of want to be her best friend.

3. Britney Spears’ comeback. I know, I’m a sucker like everyone else, but that magazine cover? The vid? I’ve been working out to old school Brit all week and I’m just rooting that our favorite baldie makes this comeback big (not lame-o like the last one). I know you are all excited for the documentary tomorrow night. Watch it with some pumpkin mousse for a double dose of love. Read More »


Candy Dish: Britney Heads to Court

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Charm School girls keep it real.

Anyone can be Sarah Palin.

7 ways to improve your campus.

Like mother, like daughter: Suri Cruise is ready to run the marathon.

Tat queen Kat von D is getting rid of her vices.

Everyone needs a Pea Coat this season.

You’ll never guess who’s a fashion star in Istanbul (not Constantinople).

Getting pissed about people hatin’ on your eyebrows? That’s so Raven.

Obama wants to join the SNL party.

Celebrities and puppies are the answer to the economic crisis.

OMFG. Pumpkin soap. Delish.


Mission Impossible: Can MTV Bring Back Britney?

After watching her win 3 Moonmen at MTV’s VMA awards last night for a song that is good but not her best by far, we here at CC are pretty confident that MTV is making it their personal mission to give Britney Spears her second comeback.

It makes perfect sense.  To MTV, Spears is like Candy Mountain – except instead of candy the mountain is full of cold, hard cash.  If she were to have a fabulous comeback, the boring and bling-obsessed music video channel would no doubt feel the full effect of her resurgence.

For your consideration, here is a “leaked” video of Spears practicing some kind of performance.  She admittedly looks fantastic, even if her dancing is slightly lacking the pop! of her 20-year-old self.  I guess we should let her off the hook, though.  She did have two kids and go crazy.  That combo must take a lot outta a person.


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What do you think? Is Spears back with a vengeance? Or is MTV just kicking a very tired horse?