April 9, 2008
- 6:00 pm
By ccandyjessica

Natalie Portman is dating the Bearded Lady
Harry Potter’s “hairy potter” is coming to Broadway!
Whateva… I love me some Jason Castro
It’s 2008: even a computer will reject you
How to get rid of a one night stand
As a graduation present, I want to visit SPACE!
Why wouldn‘t MTV make a reality show about high school newspapers?
50 greatest comedy sketches of all time
I’m feeling pretty good about society
Looking for a new diet?
Tags: Broadway, comedy sketches, computer, diet, Harry Potter, high school, high school newspapers, how to, Jason Castro, mtv, natalie portman, one night stand, reality show, reject, space, space taxi
It happens every year. School ends, your lease runs its course and its time to pack up all your sh*t and move out. In doing so, you discover things you haven’t seen since the day you moved in: that old camera (filed with embarrassing photos from that frat party during welcome week), the cell phone you dropped in the toilet and all those empty printer cartridges from finals first semester.
You consider selling everything on Craigslist… or you could just toss that crap in a hefty bag and leave it for the management company to tow away to the nearest landfill. You’d choose number two, didn’t you? Well, Al Gore would be quite upset with you, Captain Contaminator.
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Tags: al gore, cell phones, computer, contaminates, craigslist, electronics, frat party, planet, recycling, trash, us postal service, waste
August 15, 2007
- 10:30 am
By Jess - NYU
After writing a little bit about Second Life, I got to thinking about the types of people who play it. And then I got to thinking about the sex lives of those people. And then I shuddered a little, but also wondered:
Do geeks make good boyfriends?
Because the internet is all expansive and all knowing, someone has already answered that question for me in a convenient, numbered fashion.
Many of the reasons are funny, and most make a lot of sense. Like number 6:
“[geeks] are quite good at remembering dates. Like birthdates and such, especially if they know it’ll make you happy. Due to their neglected status, they’re more attentive than guys who “have more options”. Plus, with all that down time without a steady girlfriend, they’ll likely have mental lists of all the things they’d love to do once they GOT a girlfriend.”
Having never dated a tried and true Geek before (although I did have a brief fling with someone who was a closet nerd…which wasn’t the reason we broke up…as far as he knew), I’m not the biggest expert on socially awkward people in relationships. However, the guy geeks I’ve been acquainted with over the years do tend to treat their girlfriends with an amazing amount of care. Read More »
Tags: avatar, bill gates, boyfriend, computer, computer game, dating, everquest, geek, girlfriend, keneva, love life, nerd, peter parker, pixilated, relationship, role playing game, second life, toby maguire