Vanessa Williams she’s not. In fact, the photos, which depict a clothed Miss NJ stretching and breast-feeding her boyfriend, are way lamer than most photos I see go up on Facebook everyday — including my friend Anthony’s 47 albums dedicated to his semester in Budapest.

So what’s the big deal? I can only conclude that Miss NJ is a big, fat attention whore, scheming to steal America’s heart and crown by overcoming this horrible media adversity with grace and politesse. She might have had something if the pics were of her shooting up in the slums of Trenton with a gaggle of trannies, but spreading your jean-clad legs for a photo is not exactly controversy. It’s called flash photography. (Photo Slideshow after the jump)

Sorry, Miss NJ, but until you get yourself in some real trouble, we’re just not gonna care. In the meantime, you’re a big disappointment. If you really want to be famous, learn something from that former Miss USA, why don’t you.

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