The weirdest abstinence ad ever, featuring a teddy bear.

Sometimes, celebrities are heroes.

Courtney Love actually won a lawsuit.

Check out the Summer 2012 Calvin Klein collection.

How to copy Bar Rafaeli’s look

Valentine’s Day cards that don’t suck

Bring back the love letter!

Accepting your boobs for the size they are.

How to take red carpet trends to the streets.

Have you even seen someone and thought, “OMG so-and-so should totally play them in a movie”? Well we have too…ALL THE TIME. There are some roles so destined for certain celebrities that it’s a wonder they haven’t struck a multi-million dollar deal with Warner Brothers yet.

Here are some roles we think celebs are destined to play. It’s written in the stars, guys. So let’s start making these movies. Read More »

Jesse James explains why he’s such an ass he cheated.

What ever happened to JTT?

Courtney Love drags Kate Moss into the crazy.

Katherine Heigl tries to seem more lovable.

They’ll let anyone become a professor, eh?

Oh no, Miss USA, don’t do it!

Oh God. Countess LuAnn’s got a song.

Teen moves into Bed, Bath and Beyond.

How to get the internship of your dreams. Not.

Uh, did Gavin Rossdale cheat on Gwen?

New Zealand prepares itself for Bieber-fever.

Lady Gaga gets naughty in Esquire.

Who inspires your style? Or better question, WHAT inspires your style? Many of us use T.V characters (like Joan Holloway) or celebrities (like Chloe Sevigny) as style inspiration, even though, most of the time, they are being dressed from head to toe by the best stylists. Which we don’t have. And sometimes it’s damn near impossible to work their Hollywood looks into our not-so-Hollywood lives. I’ve made it my mission to tap into the mind of a fashion stylist and show you how to take your style inspiration – whatever it may be – and make it more you!

Although today she is synonymous with drugs, alcohol, plastic surgery and being an all around hot mess, let’s rewind about 18 years back to the days when Courtney Love was in her prime.  In the ’90s, Courtney Love was one of the few women who represented the grunge music genre. As is usually the case, with different genres of music come different ways of dressing (or in her case, throwing on whatever was on the floor – clean or dirty – and peacin’ out,) and hers rocked. Pun intended. Read More »

Just want to clear that up.

Tiger Woods ain’t talkin.

The Muppets are better than Queen.

5 couples destroyed by reality TV.

This couple actually made me barf.

Could Gwen Stefani’s family be any cuter?

This time about Britney Spears.

Don’t miss out on these Black Friday deals!

Kevin Federline: skinny and douchey.

Uh, guys have more personality? What?

Stay motivated on that diet!

MTV is pissing off the Italians.

Hottie of the week

Oh, hellooooo, Johnny Depp. I didn’t mean to watch the MTV Movie Awards, but the two times that I accidentally watched, there he was. He banged my eyes stupid.

Kurt Cobain’s ashes were stolen from Courtney Love. Did she stage that so that people would talk about her? Seriously, that’s awful. I miss Kurt and Nirvana.

Fashion

Where are you going Grandma?

Lily Allen, Bambi spewing blood on your dress freaks me out – it is not fashionable.

You need to know that despite what TMZ told you, Jamie Lynn Spears will not raise her child in a barn .

Song of the Week

Still with the “Lollipop“.

Politics

Finally, the dems have a candidate.

Quote of the year

“If I punched every bitch who called me fat, it would be dead bitches all up and down the highway” I’m gonna say it – I love Star Jones.

The WTF of the week

How the hell do two toolboxes like Heidi and Spencer make millions of dollars? That’s it – I’m never writing about these two ever again. $500 might grow on their tool tree just for me typing this about them. P.S. Heidi, just design your sh*tty clothes because you are never gonna get an Oscar. Read More »

Spinner.com came out with their Top 21 Hardest Partiers of Rock recently. We are HUGE fans of Spinner and usually they are right on point. My mom told me that every good relationship has its ups and downs, and Spinner and I are having a lovers’ spat right now.

Here are Spinner’s Top 5 mistakes:

5. Stevie Nicks is a harder partier than all of Van Halen? Wow…Stevie Nicks couldn’t hold David Lee Roth’s sweaty, vodka-stained jockstrap. Van Halen – even just David Lee Roth and Eddie Van Halen – drank, smoked, snorted and screwed their way across the country and out of millions in possible tour revenues by being f-d up to perform.

But you know what…OK, maybe Fleetwood Mac knew how to ball, what do I know?! Even my parents thought Fleetwood Mac were gay.

4. I am a more hardcore partier than Britney Spears. In the financial world, people refer to “old money” and “new money.” Brit-Brit is new money, yet she scored higher on Spinner’s list than Iggy Pop, one of the oldest money Legends of Rock.

Iggy has been hammered and high since before Britney was conceived in her mom’s broken down Ford. Mr. Pop has been in and out of rehab more times than Brit has worn a thong. She’s a slave to attention, not partying hard.

Read the rest of the story and see  who made the list after the jump. Read More »

• If sex toys are so taboo in Dubai couldn’t they have just brought the sausage? (Reuters)

• Note to Courtney Love: You use perfume so you don’t smell like booze and cigarettes. Thanks anyway! (azcentral.com)

• I know globes, NASA, science, and common f*cking sense can confuse a girl, but damn Sherri Shepherd is dumb. (You Tube)

• If you ask me, this guy should be flattered. (BBC News)

• Today was International Pirate Day! Get some last-minute inspiration from the wonderful guys at CoEd Magazine! (CoEd Magazine)