• C’mon everyone! Stop having lives and start watching TV! P.S. Cavemen premieres tonight… (Reuters)

• Finally, a class where the nerds will be cool! For a semester, at least. (The Crimson White)

• Honda Civic being sold on Craigslist has over 930,000 miles on it and is in seemingly great condition. One question: does it still smell like a guido or is that just a New York thing? (autoblog.com)

• “If I would’ve let him smoke crack in my house, he would still be alive, and I blame myself.” Ummm, I feel like that logic is somewhat flawed. (KCTV5)

• Another reason to go Green: Volkswagen is planning to release all future models with a hybrid option! (GoSunSolutions.com)

So many parties, so little time – to sleep. What is a girl to do when the coffee, Red Bull and B-12 shots just ain’t cutting it? NinjaDude.com reports that Lindsay Lohan has found a solution to this age old dilema.

Blohan, seen here leaving a NYC club on St. Patty’s day sports a “mysterious white substance in her left nostril evidently aiding in her excitement level for the evening.”

Lindsay, a bit of advise: Try Crack. It doesn’t stick to your face.

But on a serious note, for all of you that need more info on the condition known as “Blo-nose,” please check this out.