Worst part? Terry actually reaches over to adjust Kate’s bikini strap at the beginning of the video. Eew. Come on Kate, don’t let him do that to you! Yeah, you look pretty great in that bikini. But the fact that you’re bouncing around for Terry Richardson makes our skin crawl. We still think you’re gorgeous, but your choices are getting a bit questionable.
So, in light of Kate’s bad judgment, here are 18 reasons why she’s NOT better than we are.
Terry Richardson is one of America’s most successful fashion photographers. He’s also reportedly a huge creep, making models call him “Uncle Terry” and sexually harassing them. We’re not too surprised by this, given the fact that his photos are also super creepy. Lots of them include full frontal nudity, and we’ve kindly left those out. Click through the gallery to see Terry Richardson’s creepiest non-nude photos.
I’m an Old Guy, 70 to be exact. I have over 50 years of experience going down on women, and I can say without hesitation that each woman is different. Patience young men (and young women, too!), patience and a willing heart combined with a woman who feels SAFE telling you what she wants and can do so clearly…that is the key to bring many women to peak passionate release. For me there is nothing quite like pleasing a woman; first learning about her, and then pleasing her.
I want younger men and women to know that when I say practice and learning and all that, that I am not talking about years or even months. You can earn – as I did – the appellation of “an educated tongue” within a few hours or a few days. I was 23 when I was told for the first time – post cunnilingus, of course – that I had an “Educated Tongue.” And she wasn’t talking about linguistic facility in Mandarin. But she WAS talking about communication, that is communication between us via my tongue, lips, chin (yes boys, chin) and…this may be the most difficult to imagine without guffawing: my nose. (Settle down, Children, settle down…) Read More »
My roommate forced me to get an account on plentyoffish.com, where I actually met a really nice guy, Ryan. We started talking and I found out that we went to the same high school, and graduated the same year (coincidence!). We talked on Plenty of Fish for a few days and then I gave him my phone number (we did go to high school together, after all).
Everything was going GREAT and we really hit it off. He’s Catholic, I’m Catholic. He’s a Republican, I’m a Republican. He works construction, and he seems like a really nice person. We have a lot in common and we remember each other from high school, kind of.
Here’s the PROBLEM. Every time we make plans to hangout, he ALWAYS backs out. I mean I talk to the guy for at least an hour a day (texting, calling, Facebook, etc) and he won’t meet up. He asked me out on a date once and I said sure and then we decided to meet at this concert we both wanted to go to. I told him to bring a friend, and I brought a friend…he never showed.
He always asks me out and asks me to hangout with him but then when we plan on meeting somewhere he stands me up or complains because he doesn’t want to meet my friends because it would be “awkward.” YES of course it will be awkward at first, but have a few drinks, loosen up!
I think it would be awkward if we met just the two of us for the first time (since high school) without friends or at least alcohol present. Am I wrong? Should I meet him for lunch just the two of us, or should he just grow some BALLS and suck it up…meet my friends and ME?
I have a feeling that he might be the one…just from what we talk about and everything, but if we never meet, how can we have a relationship? Do I stop talking to him? On the other hand if I pass him up, I might regret it for the rest of my life. Opinion pleasee?!
It’s almost the big 20-11 and that means it’s time to make your list of New Year’s Resolutions. Or more importantly, make resolutions for all the absolutely annoying people around you — or should we say, resolutions to help you deal with them better. You know, so you don’t strangle anyone this year.
The Textaholic. The movie you’ve been dying to see for weeks now is about to begin and the message comes up on the screen reminding everyone to turn off their cell phones. The movie starts and as you’re trying to enjoy Jacob’s shirtless bod in Twilight, you’re interrupted by the constant sound of clicking coming from behind you. It’s two hours tops, people— put the phone away! If something is really that important, take it outside.
The Stinker. It may be your best friend or maybe even some random guy in line in a store, but either way— they stink. Unfortunately, they are so used to their extreme body odor by now that they don’t even notice it anymore. People may have even told them and they still refuse to jump in the shower once every few weeks.
Resolution: Febreze isn’t just for your mildewy apartment anymore….
The “Do You Like Seafood” Eater. I love to eat and I’m sure a lot of other people do too. The thing I don’t like about eating is when I’m with someone else and they shovel food into their mouth, start talking, and their food ends up on my plate. Sorry, do I look like a baby bird that enjoys eating pre-chewed food? No.
Resolution: Ever heard of an etiquette class? Sign ‘em up! And if that doesn’t work, getting a table for 6 when it’s just the two of you and sitting at the other end should send the message loud and clear. Read More »
Years before girls were swooning over Twilight and seriously debating werewolves vs. vampires, this mentally unstable psycho delightful and charming young woman was living as a real-life vampire. Like “cut her friends with a razor blade and suck their blood” vampire.
Week after week (after week after week…), CollegeCandy and our pal John bring you some of the weirdest, funniest, and saddest things he hears on his college campus. And we know he’s not the only one who hears this stuff. Join the Overheard revolution! Listen in on some weirdos’ conversations and share them in the comments or send ‘em over. You know there’s a lot of funny things to be heard on your campus, so take off those (faux) Burberry ear muffs and tune in.
(Customer and cashier, at a cash register.)
Cashier: That doesn’t even look like your signature.
Customer: I know. It looks like Chinese or something.
Cashier: Yeah, I think it looks like if somebody had a stroke.
Customer: Yeah I was going to say that, but I thought that would be inappropriate.
(Guy and girl in tour group, walking through campus.)
Guy: Flying’s weird. Turbulence feels like you’re … hitting a ton of small animals, or something.
Girl: Ohh-kay. Don’t know you well enough for that kind of humor yet. Read More »
Recently, BeautifulPeople.com – an online dating service for, well, beautiful people – cleansed itself of its fatter members. After receiving customer complaints (from some ridiculously good looking people, I presume), the website went through and kicked out anyone with a little extra junk in their trunk.
While I’m happy I was never a member of such a shallow and douchey organization (mostly because I would have been one of the many kicked off, thanks to my love of anything frosted), this move to improve the service for members got me thinking about my own online dating experiences.
I’ve been a member of an online dating site for a year now. I have yet to find the love of my life, but I have had a few good dates… and way too many creepy interactions to count. Seriously, these sites will let anyone with a computer and $29.99 a month to join. And I mean anyone. I’d like to believe that there is someone out there for me and that taking my dating online will increase my chances of finding him, but it’s nearly impossible to stay optimistic when this guy is sending me messages daily.
So maybe BeautifulPeople.com took things a tad too far (What – only thin people can be considered beautiful??), but as long as we’re on the subject, I’ve got a few online daters of my own that should get the boot. You listening, JDate? Read More »
Before this, we thought Easter was all about egg hunts, candy and going to church just to make your mom happy. But for these (probably mentally unstable) dudes, it means dressing up in creepy bunny costumes and freaking us out. Seriously, ladies, if any of these dudes offer you candy, don’t even think about eating it. Read More »
It’s almost the big 20-11 and that means it’s time to make your list of New Year’s Resolutions. Or more importantly, make resolutions for all the absolutely annoying people around you — or should we say, resolutions to help you deal with them better. You know, so you don’t strangle anyone this year.
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