These cold winter months can freeze your heart over, turning you into an uncaring, gloomy person who skulks the house around watching re-runs and eating stale Pringles. Let’s avoid becoming this person, shall we? If there’s one thing to melt the icicles from your soul, it’s baby animals. Fluffy, cuddly, happy baby animals.
Put down the remote, wipe the crumbs from the front of your oversize sweatshirt and try not to feel all warm and fuzzy. Next step: Trying to convince your parents to get you a baby duck and take care of it while you’re back at school. Read More »
You know what happens when college kids come back home to visit for the first time? We eat. A lot. We’ve got to get our hands on as much of the delicious food in our fridge as we can before we’re back in the car on our way to school.
My mom is a phenomenal cook, so when I would come home from school there was no stopping me. So what, they called me an animal a few times but really, who cares? I didn’t eat nearly as much as my older brother, so any insults they could think of didn’t really faze me.
It wasn’t until after I graduated that I started to feel a little uncomfortable when I was still scarfing down platters of mom’s home cooking. It was then that my animalistic nature started to really surface. And bother me.
While I’m still dealing with my own animalistic intentions (I’m sensitive, alright?), I’ve got a little somethin’-somethin’ for all of you currently enrolled animal-like college kids: animals behaving like people!
If you thought we were bad, wait ‘til you see some of these out of control photos! Then ask mom and dad which they’d rather deal with. Read More »
Despite not wanting kids anytime soon there are certain things that make my uterus explode, like Ryan Gosling feeding a baby. Even when there’s a screaming child next to me on the subway, some pictures make me drown out the sound and yearn for kids of my own. Now that your insurance provider has to cover your birth control, here’s a collection of cute that will make your ovaries ache.
You didn’t leave all your work until Sunday night did you? What!?! You did. That’s okay. No stress. You’ll get it all done. We’re so sure that you’ll get it all done that we’re giving you a few more excuses to procrastinate.
If your college was anything like mine, dorm pets were a total no no. I mean, people did it anyway (FYI: I don't care what you say or how often you clean that cage, hamsters f*cking SMELL), but if the college caught you with an animal in your room (and no, guys didn't count), you could be fined a pretty big fine and even kicked off campus.
Too bad this freaking tiny dog wasn't around back when I was in school. You could hide this thing in the pocket of your skinny jeans. It's poor little brain is probably the size of a hazelnut, but if you like your animals miniaturized, then maybe you should hop on a plane to Japan and scope one out.
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