• Vaseline: A College Girl’s Best Friend

    Vaseline: A College Girl’s Best Friend

    Today marks the 140th birthday of our good and loyal friend, Vaseline. Here is to all of those good times we’ve had when we’ve needed you most. I keep you by my bed, in my bag, and in the car. I pick you up, dip my finger in your gooey residue and primp and prime to my utmost pleasure. You’re cheap, you’re handy, and you’re my BFF.

  • Break Those Bad Habits!

    Break Those Bad Habits!

    Bad habits. Everyone has them (yes, even me!). I pick my cuticles. And I’ll be the first to admit-…