Candy Dish: Celebs Are People Too

Scarlett Johansson confronts those naked pictures
•Great movie boyfriends that would be terrible in real life
•80s and 90s kids really had it the best
•Those crazy celebs and their outrageous demand
•The next comedian to get their own show….Dane Cook
•Are all guys douchebags?
•Getting fashion inspiration from our favorite musical, ‘Wicked’

Welcome Back, Dane Cook

Who else was mad when Dane Cook didn’t get nominated for an Oscar for Employee of the Month? I wasn’t mad either. When Dane Cook first stepped into the limelight, I’ll admit that I thought he was funny. Then something happened. I would watch one of his specials on TV, and then the next day in class I would feel like I was watching it over and over again. Every fratty bro felt the need to repeat Dane Cook quotes over and over and over and over.

Candy Dish: This is Real Life Drama

• Did Taylor Momsen get kicked off GG? Or not?
• Help Cookie Monster host SNL
• Fun exercises for the perfect body
• Is there any hope for the Gosselin kids?
• 5 unforgivable food mistakes
• Awesome Black Friday/Cyber Monday deals
• How to find a good gyno

The Weekly Ten: John Mayer Isn’t The Worst Guy On Earth

As I’m sure anyone with an internet connection, mobile phone, or the ability to read knows: John Mayer is a tremendous douche bag. In a recent interview with Playboy, he reminds America (as if his Twitter feed wasn’t proof enough) why he is the most irritating dbag on the planet.

Candy Dish: Take That, Vanessa Hudgens

• Dane Cook burns Vanessa Hudgens.
• How to handle your sex-tape dramz.
• Leonardo DiCaprio loves the models.
• Would you put the moves on your friend’s ex?
• At last! Golden Girls cocktails!
• Do “Ecstasy Condoms” live up to the name?

Candy Dish: Carrie Prejean Gets Nakey

• Miss California takes it off!
• Hooking up is not so good for ya.
• Ok, so Pink doesn’t like the ladies…
• Behind the scenes with Dane Cook.
• Cheap summer date ideas.
• Ed Westwick looks hot (pun intended)

Dating Don’t: Breaking the Bank

I love the fantasy version of dating where everything’s shrouded in a pink mist and it rai…

Candy Dish: Jamie-Lynn Spears Married a Genius

Wal-Mart stabs the Spears’ in the back!
Mandy Moore runs to take care of DJ AM
This chick HA…

Candy Dish: Wet Hot American Swimmers

I give this a 10 in the hot bod competition
Studying Creationism? Graduating just got harder for…

Some Like it Funny: Top 10 Hottest Funny Boys

Hollywood is filled with some of the best looking men we’ve ever seen. But, it’s one thing to be go…

Self-proclaimed “Nice Guys” are Creeps

Nice guys think they finish last. Assholes think they finish first. As Dane Cook would put it, &#…

Andy Roddick Likes ‘Em Young

• Roddick fans are none to happy about Andy’s new gal pal.
• Dane Cook was NOT funny for 7 hou…

Amateur Entrepreneurs: The Worst Thing Ever

Back in the Ye Olde Tinseltown days, most of the top-earning stars were stellar actors, singers…

Coming Attractions: Dan in Real Life

Coming October 26th is Dan in Real Life, starring Steve Carrell and…Dane Cook. Awesome!…

Meet Dane Cook, Musician. Wait, He Sucks.

I remember when Dane Cook was funny.
Back in my freshman days of college, me and my best friend wou…

John Mayer Dumps Jessica, Tells Jokes

John Mayer has an amazing voice, rad guitar skills, and is apparently smarter than we thought, d…