[Read day 4 HERE]

I have to say, this detoxing is getting in the way of my social life. Instead of watching a movie with my friends I am actually pushing for basketball games. I am even up on the Danica Patrick drama. Who is this girl?

I am up on the news, I am up on sports, I am listening to classical music, I even seriously contemplated cooking for myself. Really, who is this girl I’ve become?

Today I was busy, a little too busy to really spend much time contemplating this whole thing. Is that how some people seem to be so content with their lives when there is no romance or even the prospect of romance? They’re so busy it just doesn’t cross their minds?

I mean, even the busy professionals of Sex in The City had time for love; if there is a conscious effort made to avoid love can you just forget about it? Does it just disappear into the ether of you mind? What would it be like to go through a day completely separated from any thoughts of love, dating, or that awesome first kiss?

I know that I can’t. I think it must be encrusted on my DNA somewhere, like a mutation. It is day five and I am still a boycrazy, lovecrazy, love fool.

Watch out Spice Girls: Danica Patrick is the new face of Girl Power

Paris Hilton and her b*tches

Getting to know your professors via e-mail

In honor of yesterday’s holiday…

…which I’m sure Colorado University watched at least 17 times

Harry Potter seeks his Cinderella

Uh, how old is Miley Cyrus again?

Is this what that whole feminism movement is about?

Do you think “Blake Incarcerated” and Pete Doherty are friends?

Find a man who loves you for you–not your hair and makeup people