I love ice-cream and I’m pretty sure I’m not alone. Summer is indeed the time for slurping up all those delicious treats, from refreshing frozen yogurt to decadent Cold Stone creations. Luckily, if it’s hot enough to eat ice cream (although, let’s be honest, I’ll eat ice cream in the dead of winter, too), it’s also probably hot enough to find some gorgeous men in swim trunks strolling around.
But, one must ask, how can I combine these wonderful things? I used to think it was only a distant dream, but no! Here, direct from the UK (in fact, that is the only place you can find it), is the Daniel Craig popsicle. Oh yes, that is a half-naked James Bond you are licking, lady (I wonder if it is martini flavored…). These days, it’s all about time management and if we can combine hot men and delicious frozen treats, all the better.
Seeing this makes the future look bright and the summer (well, this week, anyway) hotter. What else could these geniuses at Del Monte do? The possibilities are endless (although my vote is going for another hot guy popsicle).
Who is the next hot guy you would like to see as a frozen treat?
If you missed the following films last year, the good news is that many of them are on DVD already, or will be soon. So check out what you missed at the cinema, add it your Netflix Queue, and have a 2008 movie night before you get backed up with the upcoming flicks of 2009!
1. The Dark Knight.
It’s a sad irony that Heath Ledger steals the show, after the film got so much publicity following the young actor’s death. Heath Ledger’s death made millions of people flock to the movie, but the truth is, it’s actually effing good. Ledger looks like a lock for a posthumous Oscar as well. Only time will tell.
2. Wall-E
Tell me you weren’t rooting for Wall-E and Eve, and I’ll tell you you have no soul. This cute, witty, futuristic animated tale was a favorite among audiences of all ages.
3. Cloverfield
With an innovative marketing strategy – remember those bizarre commercials guised as pleading cable interruptions? Cloverfield kept us on the edge of our seats and brought the “monster movie” genre to another level with its documentary-style cinematic techniques. Think Godzilla meets Blair Witch.
4. Gone Baby Gone
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(We’re back with anotherweekly installment of G.W.W.E[Guys We Want to Eff], and this week we are giving in to our love of older men. You know him as Bond, James Bond, but Daniel Craig is more than just a hot crime fighter. He’s also a hot cold-blooded murderer, and a sexy English Jesuit priest who wants to kill the Queen. Yeah, we definitely wanna eff him.]
Personally, I never thought they could ever get a hotter 007 than Pierce Brosnan. But, oh, how wrong I was. With baby blues like that, I will not allow the fact that Daniel Craig is 40 to get in the way of my desire to eff him until kingdom come.
The things I would do the Daniel Craig are X-rated. Not that he’d mind; he seems to like gettin’ a little dirty. Not only is he the most delicious piece of eye candy I’ve ever seen, he’s also super talented, with a ton of great movies under his belt (…even if everything else under there is a little…er….less than expected).
Though he had a pretty long career across the pond, we in the States first saw Craig alongside Angelina Jolie in 2001’s Lara Croft: Tomb Raider(it’s a good thing that bitch didn’t snag this one, too!) I instantly fell in effing love with his sweaty, sticky, and rugged look. It was that role that got the attention of women everywhere, and led to his current stint as the hottest James Bond ever.
Seriously, this man puts the Bond in Bondage.
Since seeing Casino Royale I have been counting down the days until I could see him in that tux again (and picturing me ripping it off him, too…have you seen this man’s body? Sweet Jesus.) And the day has finally come. (Editor’s Note: HELL YESSS!)
Craig’s newest Bond film, Quantum of Solace, comes out tonight and I can’t effing wait. I don’t know anything about the plot or the co-stars, nor do I care that my boyfriend messed up some dude’s house during the filming; all I know is that Daniel Craig leaves my martini shaken, not stirred.
Action movies aren’t notoriously known as “movies for women,” they typically have a special place in a man’s heart. Hence the whole movie genre known as Chick Flicks, which are made just for the ladies. But, there is something about James Bond movies that cross the gender line. I love Bond movies, I have seen them all, and my anticipation for each new movie’s opening is ridiculous.
Today, after all my waiting and agony, the newest installment of James Bond hits the theatres and I’m ready to sit on the edge of my seat and bite my nails. It isn’t just the action and adventure that I love in these movies (usually I’m not one for stupid, over-the-top action movies) but it is everything that accompanies a Bond movie: the oh-so-hot 007 himself, the music, Bond’s gadgets, his cool cars, the Bond girls and their fashion, the mystery, and all the adventure. They are amazing.
To celebrate the opening of Quantum of Solace, College Candy wanted to recap on the hot men who made us lust after Bond, James Bond.
James Bond. I used to not care. Then Daniel Craig took over. And I cared.
Forget that the title of the second installment of the updated Bond franchise makes little to no sense (at least to people like me), and mark your calendars for October 31, 2008 -- the date when Quantum of Solace premieres (seriously..I wikipediaed "quantum" and it has something to do with energy and momentum and photons...so like, the "indivisible entity of a quantity of solace"?).
Anyhoo, the main reason most of us probably want to see this movie is because Craig is guaranteed to be bare-chested a lot and if we pray really hard - naked. He was naked in the last one. Who cared that he was being tortured while being naked? All I saw were Craig abs.
If you can't wait until October to get your Craig fix, here's the new trailer for Quantum. It seems complicated. I'm not sure what they're talking about. But Judy Dench is there again! And 007 is shirtless for 2.5 seconds! Plus, the James Bond music is all badass in the background.
PS: In case you're wondering, the full on abs shot is at 1:35. Christmas in July, baby.
A few summers ago I shared an apartment with 5 other girls while we all worked on campus giving tours and orientating incoming freshmen.
I didn’t know any of them going into the summer, but by the time August rolled around we were good friends and there was a few things that had slipped into my sub-conscious:
1) Hummus and pita chips is a suitable replacement for any meal.
2) Cockroaches can find their way into your fridge if you don’t clean.
3) If you see a guy who’s totally hot, but old enough to be your dad you can slyly alert your friends to it by saying “Hog!”
What is a H.O.G.? A Hot Old Guy.
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We may all start paying for 
She and Ben Affleck have themselves another
If you missed the following films last year, the good news is that many of them are on DVD already, or will be soon. So check out what you missed at the cinema, add it your Netflix Queue, and have a 2008 movie night before you get backed up with the upcoming flicks of 2009!
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