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Body of Lies: Keep The Clothes On, Dudes

Katie - Michigan State University — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 17:00:54 +0000

Some people were just meant to be naked. They worked hard on their bodies (or were blessed by some freak chance of natural awesomeness) and I won’t stand in their way of presenting perfection to the world. Hell, I always say that if I had the goods, I’d be showing ‘em off, too. However, there’s a reason I’m not showing my “goods” to anyone. Some people just look better with clothes ON. Like me. And these dudes:

Leonardo DiCaprio.

The man is smoldering on the red carpet…and pretty much everywhere else you find him with clothes on. However, the beach (and we’re not talking the movie)? Leo is a bit heavy on the man boobs and whatnot. He should stick to the jeans + tee shirt rule at the very least.

Daniel Radcliff

Everyone’s favorite wizard is a bonafide cutie patootie. He’s got the eyes, the hair, the smile, and the accent to pull any girl he likes – but watch out! The minute Daniel strips down, you better put on some shades because that kid is paler than I am. Yes, he’s got a pretty sweet body from all those nude plays and Harry Potter fight sequences, but you won’t be able to see it beyond the glare his freakishly white skin produces.

Chris Noth

Oh, Mr. Big. Just like Carrie, I have a love/hate relationship with you. I love when you wear deliciously tailored suits and crack a smug smile or two. I hate when you take your clothes off and obliterate any sexy time imaginings I may have been having about you. Put the gut away – you look too sexy in clothes to be seen without any.

Pierce Brosnan

James Bond = Sex. That’s just the way it goes. Any 007 is pure sex walking around in a Gucci suit or whatever he feels like pulling off at that moment. They can wear anything and I’ll be all over it (well, not literally…stupid restraining orders). When they wear nothing, even better – oh wait, no. Not true. Throw a shirt over that thick mass of gray chest hair, please, Pierce.

Steven Tyler

As a rock legend, Steven Tyler has been workin’ it for decades. He’s the original hipster, rolling with the skinny jeans and scarves. He represents the epitome of rock and roll and all the strange and fascinating fashion choices that come with that title. He’s also really skinny and kind of scary looking without any clothes on. Really scary. The word “skeletor” comes to mind.

Russell Crowe

I love my gladiator sandals, but a real gladiator…now that I could get on board with. Who didn’t want to be locked up with Russell Crowe, wearing a toga and some sweet sandals? The man is cut…sort of. Well, he was, anyway. Now he’s in need of some serious Man Spanxx and clothing at all times. And even he thinks so – he won’t be seen without a shirt anywhere. Way to be considerate, Russy.

Val Kilmer

If you can make a suit of black spandex, latex, and a cape look good (especially when you throw a pair of bat ears on top), then you deserve the title of “sexy pants.” Val Kilmer has shown us over and over again why we adore him. Unfortunately, when he goes out without his clothes on, he also gives us reason to team up with The Riddler to take him down.

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Jess - NYU — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 17:00:46 +0000

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Happy Hour with Harry!

CC Staff — Mon, 16 Jul 2007 13:20:40 +0000

If you’re a Harry Potter fan (and come on, how can you not be?) then you’ve wanted to try Butterbeer. The magical, frothy drink that warms your insides sounds incredibly delicious. And with a slew of Potter fans wanting to try the drink as well, there are plenty of different recipes to try.

So throw your own HP party (whether its for the upcoming book release or the new movie) and whip up a batch of Butterbeer for you and your muggle friends.

And if you don’t feel like going to the trouble, drop a shot of butterscotch schnapps into a pint of your favorite beer. It’s surprisingly delicious!

Cold Butterbeer

From Britta Blvd

1 cup butterscotch schnapps

7 cups cream soda (almost one 2 liter bottle)

-Carefully mix just before serving, adding the schnapps to the soda then stirring gently to mix well, or the fizz will dissipate too soon.

Hot Butterbeer

From Elanor Isolda at The Leaky Lounge

1 litre cream soda

2-3 tbsp butter

2-3 tbsp brown sugar 200ml single cream  4 or 5 Werther’s Originals

-Put the cream soda in a pan to boil.

-Melt the butter and sugar together until the sugar has dissolved.

-Pour the butter and sugar mixture into the pan of boiling cream soda (make sure the soda is boiling, or the butter and sugar will solidify).

-Add the cream.

-Add the Werther’s Originals and stir continuously until they melt.

-Serve hot.

-You can also add a couple of shots of Butterscotch Schnapps for that extra kick!

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CC Staff — Mon, 16 Jul 2007 02:26:25 +0000

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