Big news in the nudie magazine world! Christie Hefner, daughter of Hugh, will be stepping down as the CEO of Playboy Enterprises in January.

I know what you’re thinking: wasn’t that Hugh’s job?

Guess not. I mean, obviously the man is too busy popping Viagra and sleeping with young and oh-so-blonde models to be burdened with the actual business of the magazine!

Which leads me to my next thought (even though I am trying so hard to fight it): what must it be like to be Christie Hefner and have the sluttiest dad on the planet? A dad who started a magazine that featured naked ladies doin’ the spread eagle! A dad who sleeps with women half his daughter’s age! A man who is known for his bedroom antics.

Ewwww.

My mom and dad once held hands in front of me and I had to fight back the vomit. Maybe that’s why Christie is “looking to make a change in her life” after all these years – she’s gotten a bit too old to be spending her evenings picking out full frontal shots with her daddy. Or, you know, she is ready to move onto something more…well…something with less nipple.

But none of that really matters. The important thing is there is a job opening in this crappy economy! Get your resumes in, ladies! This one’s for the takin’.