Celebrity Kids We Want to Be…And Don’t Want to Be
These days in Hollywood, the children of celebrities are often overlooked. They’re more like the perfect accessory to an already awesome outfit than actual people. They’re like that great new designer everyone is wearing, but one that won’t ever go out of style. So we forget sometimes that these kids are actual people with actual lives. And the celebs we fawn over are actually their parents.
Who’s The Douchiest Dad of Them All?
We all agree that Lindsay Lohan is a train wreck. But can we really blame her for being so messed-up when she’s had to deal with parents like Michael and Dina Lohan?

Candy Dish: Lay Off The Booze, Hasselhoff
• David Hasselhoff gets drunk, punches doctor. Awesome.
• College editor forced to resign for a too-sexy article.
• Lindsay Lohan acts like she’s over acting.
• Get rid of those raccoon eyes.
• Amy Winehouse has some new friends.
• Let’s get creative with those sexy Halloween costumes.
Candy Dish: David Hasselhoff Wasn’t Drunk, OK?
• The Hoff wasn’t drunk, OK?
• Mmm. That food sounds tasty, doesn’t it?
• 12 secret signs he’s into you.
• Mariah and Nick: most awkward couple ever.
• Megan Fox is pretty...but that’s about it.
• Brad Pitt’s questionable red carpet attire.
Candy Dish: Health Scare for Nicole Richie
• DJ AM’s death takes a toll on Nicole Richie.
• Puppy vs. baby: the battle is on.
• Perez Hilton likes little girls.
• Now this is a party animal.
• Khloe Kardashian’s got a new man.
• The Hoff does a solo.
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Celebrity Kids We Want to Be…And Don’t Want to Be