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Selena Gomez Made Justin Bieber Cry [Current Events Cheat Sheet]
Yeah, I know you’re just reading this for that headline. I was like, baby, baby, baby, ohhhhhh….. Here are the week’s top stories.
The Late Night Dramz: Good For Conan?
The split between Conan O’ Brian and NBC is official, and like any break-up, someone is sitting home, drinking tequila and crying themselves to sleep. But, surprisingly, that someone is not Conan O’Brien.

Eff You, NBC & Jay Leno
Does anyone else feel like they’ve been transported back in time? To 1992, to be precise. A time when Gameboys were cool and gas was only $1.05/gallon. A time when Leno and NBC clawed Letterman out of his deserved Tonight Show spot, against successor Johnny Carson’s wishes? I wasn’t old enough to understand but don’t worry – there’s a whole made-for-TV movie on it, “The Late Shift.”
The Weekly Ten: 2009 in the News
This week, as we round out 2009, I’ve picked out our favorite media-buzz worthy events of the year. Keep in mind that this list will include a lot more cheating and Ed Hardy than Healthcare reform and economic crashes. (Sorry Madoff, I’m just not that into you).
Everything I Know I Learned in 2009
Is it just me, or does it seem like almost every celebrity out there had some giant scandal in 2009? I feel like I spent at least 3/4 of the year crouched in front of the TV or refreshing my news on the internet just to keep up. From Michael Jackson’s shocking death, to cheating husbands, to a family sending a silver balloon in the air and forcing their family to lie just to get on TV, the scandals have gone from serious and sad to very WTF worthy.
The Weekly Ten: Not Giving Thanks
This week, in light of the upcoming treasured holiday, I started thinking about all the things in my life that I have to be thankful for: my family, the boy, YSL lipstick and, of course, the inevitable huge delicious meal my mama’s going to prepare this week. But that’s all kinda boring. I mean, who isn’t thankful for family? So instead, I decided to count down the 10 things I’m un-thankful for this holiday season.
The Weekly Ten: Sexploited!
Every week I emulate my favorite late night talk show host, David Letterman, and countdown from ten. And then, last week, my favorite late night talk show host shared with us his story of being blackmailed for fooling around with some of his staff.

The Weekly Ten: The Most Annoying Phrases EVER
There are some people out there – lots of them – who say some pretty annoying stuff, so this week I’m gonna lay out the 10 most annoying phrases of all time. If you say any of these things, please stop. If you constantly say them all, please never come near me. Especially if I’m holding anything sharp.
Candy Dish: Permanent Three-Day Weekends?
• Could a 4-day work week be in your future?
• Looks like rehab doesn’t work for Kirsten Dunst.
• 5 super foods you can find in the dining hall.
• Who robbed Lindsay Lohan?
• 12 tips for relationship bliss.
• Anne Heche gets bitter on Letterman.
Candy Dish: Al Roker Rips Speidi a New One
• We have a newfound love and respect for Al Roker.
• Guys look hotter with a little ink.
• 10 things your dad taught you about sex.
• Sweat proof makeup for summer!
• Palin’s people want Letterman fired?
• Macho movie men in humiliating costumes.
Candy Dish: Bad News for America
• Chrysler files for bankruptcy.
• The most stylish people on TV.
• Leann Rimes puts her hubby back in the closet.
• Perfectionism may be bad for your health.
• Jennifer Garner can’t run.
• 8 essential sex positions for summer.
Candy Dish: Britney’s Halloween Plans
Britney’s going all out for Halloween.
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Candy Dish: Is This Joe Six Pack?
Hugh Jackman: the real Joe Six Pack?
Taylor Momson is not rexy, she’s just skinny!
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Candy Dish: Because No One is Talking About Anything Besides the Economy…
Heath Ledger’s daughter is cute and taken care of
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Candy Dish: Jesse Jackson Is Still Not an Obama fan
Jesse Jackson is still not an Obama fan…like, at all
And the Justin Timberlake backlash h…
David Letterman, Burninator Extraordinaire
This is too good not to bring to the world’s attention.
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