5 Great Spring Break Beach Reads

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So Spring Break is coming. Hellooooo, beach! For those of you out there who won’t be spending all day getting boozed (you can’t imagine anything more horrendous than the mixture of heavy alcohol, sun, and waves), you are going to need some beach entertainment. And soberly watching drunk people bury each other in the sand gets boring after day one.

So, here is a handy list of books to bring with you to your tropical destination this year. They’re not your typical cheesy chick lit for the most part, but they’re pretty addictive in their own rights. Read More »


An Introvert’s Guide to a Saturday Night in

couch.jpgConfession time: I’m an introvert. It goes deep. I can’t stand parties. Gatherings of more than four people (myself included) terrify me. I don’t like to pick up the phone. I’d be absolutely fine if I didn’t talk to anyone for days at a time.

So on most weekends when all of you are out clubbing or hitting up the bar while hitting on hot guys, I’m curled up on my couch in my pajamas, watching the Olympics or reading a really dorky book and eating a cookie (or three).

It doesn’t bother me. In fact, I LOVE it.

Perhaps you’re intrigued by my reclusive lifestyle. Maybe you even want to take your own Introventure on an upcoming Saturday night, but you’re just not sure how to even begin. Well, you’re in luck! Look no further than this handy-dandy…

Introvert’s Guide to a Saturday Night in: Read More »


Candy Dish: Today’s Forcast, 69 Degrees and Creepy

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Did that weather guy just say “69 sex”?!?

American Idol says no to creeptastic dads

Do you want to learn how to be a groupie??

David Sedaris has finished with his smoking

What would you do if you gave birth AT HOME? Jog to the hospital?

These women are ridiculously funny. Period.

The Magic 8 Ball amended by a Mom

Video of celebs attacking the paparazzi. Awesome.

The Queen gets herself a nice golden bust.