Hey ladies, this is me reminding you to turn your clocks ahead one hour tonight. Because it’s daylight saving time and we’re losing an hour (Spring ahead. Fall back. That’s how I always remember it.), and if you forget to make the change that means you’ll miss MTV’s rerun of Thursday night’s episode of Jersey Shore, and you’ll just be really, super disoriented for the whole day.

But that’s not even the worst part, the worst part is that we really are losing an hour. One whole hour of our lives! Granted, we’ll get it back in the fall, but I don’t want it back in the fall. I want it now! I mean, I had plans! Big plans, I was going to… Read More »

In all our pre-Halloween excitement, we almost forgot that November 1 is also important: it’s the date daylight saving time ends. Fun fact: technically, “saving” isn’t supposed to be plural. I know—my mind is also blown.

Anyway, at 2 AM tomorrow, Americans will get an extra hour to spend however they want. While some sites have advice on the best things to do with that extra hour, we’re going to try something a little different. Here are CollegeCandy’s Ten Worst Ways to Spend Sixty Minutes on November 1:

1. Making out with the guy in a gorilla costume. You’ll still probably be celebrating Halloween at 2 AM on November 1, after all, and you don’t want to waste that precious extra time macking on some hairy beast. Or a guy in a gorilla costume.
2. Furiously Tide Pen-ing your white angel costume after some jackass spills Jack and Coke all over it.
3. Listening to your best friend and her boyfriend bicker about the hot dude dressed as Batman who’s been checking her out all night. Read More »