Recently, our buddies at Brobible.com constructed a pretty impressive list of the ‘Top 350+ Must-Have Movies for Every Man Cave.’  Between watching over 350 movies and bumping chests, where did they find the time to create such a list?

But that’s neither here nor there. The real issue with this list is that, after intensely reviewing it (and wasting a good hour of my day that could have been spent shaving my legs…which really need it), it seems that a lot of “dude movies” that bros hold near and dear to their mustachioed hearts are really just chick flicks in disguise!

Yes, behind all the fart jokes, drug trafficking, and occasional airborne Porsches, these flicks are basically muscled up girl movies. Read More »

"He's not gonna buy me if he can get that milk for free...from lots of bitches."

Want your question answered in like a really Tuffyesque way?! Email TuffyLuv@collegecandy.com and ye shall re-CEIVE!

And now for the question. But first:

Confidential to Tulsi: Forget him. There will be much hotter, cooler guys at college (in two weeks!). He’s trying to get in your pants because it’s a challenge (and, I’m sure, because you’re cute), but his time has passed.

Okay, for real this time:

Dear Tuffy Luv,

I am way past confused right now, and advice would be greatly appreciated. So here’s the situation: I met this guy last year, he was in my class. We talked, I ended up really liking him. He kept trying to hookup with me, but I kept telling myself, I’m not that kind of girl, I want a relationship. Eventually, I ended up hooking up with him over the summer. Told my two best friends because it was my first time. One of ended up drunkingly put me on speaker phone and lots of people found out. Me and the guy got in a huge fight, and stopped talking. We made up, and then we ended up hooking up.

School year comes around and he doesn’t ignore me completely, but I get like a wave or a smile, and things definitely aren’t what they used to be, but we were still hooking up. A few weeks ago he asked me to the movie “sometime” but then never asked me for a specific day. I hooked up with him a couple of days ago, and then I found out that he asked 3 girls to his cotillion. He’s a senior and I’m a junior, so I’m not going to the dance, and he hooked up with another girl. What makes me mad is that he didn’t even ask me. Do I have a right to be mad? I don’t know what to do with the situation. Like, we’re not in a relationship, so what do I do? Do I break things off with him? Do I just ask him, or do I yell? Right now I’m at the point where I really like him a lot. I know he’s going off to college next year, but it’s a community college and he’s commuting so he’ll still be in town. Thanks for reading this. Help me please.

Dazed and Confused Read More »

After weeks of pouring over lecture notes and banging out papers, school is (more or less) out for summer, and, holy crap, you’ve got some free time on your hands.

You could spend it wisely by volunteering for Habitat for Humanity or fully exploring James Joyce’s literary canon or doing some other douchey bullsh*t that people who fancy themselves to be exceptional individuals would do, OR, you could kick off summer properly by cracking a beer and watching Lyndsey’s Top 5 Movies That Capture The Spirit Of Summer. As my name is in the title of the list, I think we all know what I’ll be doing.

Pass the PBR, bitch.

Dazed and Confused

Dazed and Confused is every great summer of my life, captured on film. Set in the 1970s on the last day of school at Robert E. Lee High, freshman, seniors, jocks, and nerds alike breeze through the day, interacting with each other and hanging out in a way that only people who have experienced summer in a small town can appreciate.

Funny and honest, insightful and hopeful, this endearingly life-affirming movie perfectly captures the vibe of summer vacation, and culminates in a dusk-till-dawn party that makes you never want to age past 22. Read More »

Bust out the Jiffy Pop b*tches, we’re about to take a stroll down memory lane.

Movies aren’t always just entertainment, and though these films seemed like harmless teen flicks at the time, I see clearly now that they’ve truly effected my maturation into adulthood. Plus, they’re awesome.

1. CAN’T HARDLY WAIT

To this day, I still have a girl crush on Jennifer Love Hewitt. I mean, who didn’t want to be her when this move came out? Plus, Ethan Embry = adorable and Lauren Ambrose = truly kick ass. Read More »