Pregnant Snooki is Boring Snooki [Candy Dish]
The promo clips for Snooki and JWoww’s new Jersey Shore spinoff are out, and while there are some funny moments, they’re pretty lackluster. It’s looking like Snooki’s greatest talent is getting drunk and getting herself into ridiculous situations.
5 Suggestions for Demi Moore’s New Twitter Handle
She’s out of rehab, and made her first post-rehab public appearance to support her friend Amanda de Cadenet’s new show, The Conversation. And she looked good! That’s right, Demi, show ‘em that you’ve still got it. We hope you’re doing better. There’s one problem, though. Demi’s Twitter handle is still @mrskutcher. Clearly, that has got to go. And Demi knows it.

Candy Dish: Jessica Simpson Strips Naked for Elle
• Jessica Simpson strips naked for Elle cover!
• Have you noticed the evolution of the lady sneaker?
• Ashton and Demi are done, but he still supports her career!
• Guess who is getting naked on Cougar Town!?
• Marcio Souza is super hott in Bello Mag
• Get Alessandra Ambrosio’s high-low skirt look!
Candy Dish: So Many Ringbearers
• Are Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie going to get married?
• Would you want a spin off of “the Office”?
• More Demi Moore drama.
• The new Juicy Couture Lookbook is fab!
• Are you excited for the Lea Michelle Candie’s for Kohl’s line?
• 5 new places to touch your guy.
Candy Dish: Models Only
• PR tells guests not to bring ugly friends to party.
• Oprah is Blue Ivy’s godmother.
• Netflix is going downhill fast.
• Ashton not concerned with Demi Moore.
• Add a little lace to your look
• Kim K just followed her heart!
Candy Dish: All About the Maras
•It’s a good year for the Mara family
•The reason for Demi’s downfall: whip-its
•What happens when a comedian does celeb sleepovers
•Small ways to make your place more fab
•Tim Gunn’s been rather… celibate
•Kim Kardashian gets charitable
Demi Moore is Simply Exhausted!
Did you hear the news? Demi Moore went to rehab yesterday. That’s right, add her to the list of celebrities that have gone to rehab for “exhaustion.” I’m pretty exhausted myself. I was woken up last night by the boys next door rapping to “Rack City” by Tyga. Can I go to rehab for that? Please?

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Candy Dish: Toddler Diva
•Makenzie is back on “Toddlers and Tiaras” tonight. This girl takes diva behavior to a new level.

•Daniel Radcliffe is preparing to host “Saturday Night Live”… and the promos are adorable.

•There is more drama regarding whether Khloe Kardashian is Robert’s daughter.
Candy Dish: It’s Over
•Demi says adieu to Ashton
•The different men in J. Lo’s life
•Awww….the Olsens discover planking
•Despite losing, Ryan Gosling did learn from the best
•Why do men cheat down?
•The Fanning sisters take over W Magazine
Global Warming To Spark Celeb Meltdown at Starbucks
While we all know that college students rely on Starbucks to get them through all-nighters and early science labs, celebrities reply on Starbucks even more. I can’t go a day without seeing a paparazzi picture of some celebrity sipping through a green straw. What are these celebs going to do if climate change kills Starbucks?
Yikes! Celebs’ Weird Body Parts
Thanks to the Photoshop geniuses over at our favorite high fashion magazines, we’re led to believe that all of our favorite stars are flawless beings, but that couldn’t be farther from the truth. Just like you, there are plenty of celebrities who have odd body quirks they have to deal with on a daily basis- and remember, their days, unlike yours, include lots and LOTS of cameras.
10 Celebrity Couples That Make My Skin Crawl
Okay, so I don’t know if you ladies have heard the news, but apparently Sean Penn and Scarlett Johansson are actually dating, which really just makes my skin crawl. I mean the girl is legitimately half his age. It’s weird and it’s creepy.

Celebs Get All Bundled Up at Sundance [GALLERY]
The Sundance Film Festival is one of the most anticipated events of the year, especially for random D-List celebrities that haven’t gotten an invite to anything except Dr. Drew’s sober house since the late ’90s. I mean, what’s Andrew Keegan doing there?