The promo clips for Snooki and JWoww’s new Jersey Shore spinoff are out, and while there are some funny moments, they’re pretty lackluster. It’s looking like Snooki’s greatest talent is getting drunk and getting herself into ridiculous situations. As a mom-to-be, she can’t exactly be doing that. Check out a clip from the show here.

In other news:

McDreamy is a hero in real life, not just on TV

Men in Black 3 is happening

Did 30 Rock go too far with its blackface skit?

What will Will and Kate do for their first wedding anniversary?

Will Ferrell’s best SNL moments

Meet Demi Moore’s bestie Amanda De Cadenet

What’s it like to hang out with Michelle Obama?

Looks like Demi Moore has hopped on the comeback train. She’s out of rehab, and made her first post-rehab public appearance to support her friend Amanda de Cadenet’s new show, The Conversation. And she looked good! That’s right, Demi, show ‘em that you’ve still got it. We hope you’re doing better.

There’s one problem, though. Demi’s Twitter handle is still @mrskutcher. Clearly, that has got to go. And Demi knows it. She tweeted out a request for new name suggestions, so you know we obliged. Here are our five suggestions for Demi’s new Twitter handle.

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Garnet is a student at Columbia University in New York City. She is “that person” who starts dancing at a party when everyone else is standing around, and if there were a Facebook stalking Olympics, she would be a gold medalist. She also loves cheesy 90s music, and almost died of happiness when Vanilla Ice retweeted her. Once. Follow her on Twitter @garnethenderson.

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Jessica Simpson strips naked for Elle cover!

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Ashton and Demi are done, but he still supports her career!

Guess who is getting naked on Cougar Town!?

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Get Alessandra Ambrosio’s high-low skirt look!

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Is being a virgin a burden?

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Are Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie going to get married?

Would you want a spin off of “the Office”?

More Demi Moore drama.

The new Juicy Couture Lookbook is fab!

Are you excited for the Lea Michelle Candie’s for Kohl’s line?

5 new places to touch your guy.

What can we learn from shocking celeb break ups?

The most honest Facebook posts.

The perils of Winter fashion!

PR tells guests not to bring ugly friends to party.

Oprah is Blue Ivy’s godmother.

Netflix is going downhill fast.

Ashton not concerned with Demi Moore.

Add a little lace to your look

Kim K just followed her heart!

Check out these hipster Disney princesses.

The new Justin Bieber wax figure gives me the creeps.

Is Rihanna making her TV debut?

An open letter to a man riding a horse.

It’s a good year for the Mara family

The reason for Demi’s downfall: whip-its

What happens when a comedian does celeb sleepovers 

Small ways to make your place more fab

Tim Gunn’s been rather… celibate 

Kim Kardashian gets charitable

How old is too old for skimpy outfits?

Why Dianna Agron is our fave Gleeker

Did you hear the news? Demi Moore went to rehab yesterday. That’s right, add her to the list of celebrities that have gone to rehab for “exhaustion.” I’m pretty exhausted myself. I was woken up last night by the boys next door rapping to “Rack City” by Tyga. Can I go to rehab for that? Please?

Sources say Demi Moore has been placed in rehab for substance abuse, but her rep says she “has chosen to seek professional assistance to treat her exhaustion and improve her overall health.” In honor of celebrities going to rehab for “exhaustion,” here’s a list of other good excuses for going to rehab.

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Makenzie is back on “Toddlers and Tiaras” tonight. This girl takes diva behavior to a new level.

Daniel Radcliffe is preparing to host “Saturday Night Live”… and the promos are adorable.

There is more drama regarding whether Khloe Kardashian is Robert’s daughter.

Three looks for Friday night that are under $100? Yes please.

Get the celeb scoop in easy-to-digest photo format.

 Take a look back at some highlights from Harry Potter!

Alert: Courtney Stodden is in a Funny-or-Die video. Is she a joke? Is she real? Is she 16 or 55? I don’t know.

Okay, so apparently, Facebook causes one-third of divorces. Here’s why.

Just a little bit of advice for Ashton Kutcher as he moves on from Demi Moore.

Demi says adieu to Ashton

The different men in J. Lo’s life

Awww….the Olsens discover planking

Despite losing, Ryan Gosling did learn from the best

Why do men cheat down?

The Fanning sisters take over W Magazine

The Sally Hansen Nail Strips get festive for the holidays!

Why it pays to be single for the holidays

Sometimes when people tell me that I should unplug my chargers when I’m not using them, or that I should not run my A/C as much as I do (I live in Florida!), I just brush it off. I understand and care about global warming and climate change, but it seems like such a big thing that nothing I do will help. BUT GUESS WHAT??? Climate change could ruin Starbucks! I’m going to start unplugging everything in my apartment because I don’t know what I’ll do if I can’t get my Java Chip Frappuccino in 20 years.

While we all know that college students rely on Starbucks to get them through all-nighters and early science labs, celebrities reply on Starbucks even more. I can’t go a day without seeing a paparazzi picture of some celebrity sipping through a green straw. What are these celebs going to do if climate change kills Starbucks? Maybe then their maids will have to make them coffee. GASP!

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