Michael Buble is engaged. <Weep.>

And Derek Jeter’s already set a date. <Double weep.>

Cupcakes too cute to eat. Almost.

The Kardashian sisters sell out. Again.

Nordstrom keeps you warm for under $100!

Is Angelina Jolie too famous? St. John thinks so.

And his woman is a hottie. Damn.

This website makes us laugh. Hard.

Mariah Carey looks…totally freaking weird.

The 7 stages of being fat.

Mischa Barton states the obvious.

Europe hates Madonna.