A-Rod lookin’ super hot in Details magazine.

Don’t move to one of the 10 most unhappy cities in America.

The iPhone’s getting updates!

Business students most likely to cheat.

Salma Hayek launching cosmetic line.

Forget the bottles; try boxed water.

Disney’s first African American princess causes controversy. WTF?

The Real Housewives of New Jersey? For real!?

A rise in Journalism majors? Why?

LeAnn Rimes isn’t so sweet and innocent afterall.

Learn the history of drugs at the Mexico City Drug Museum.

Don’t have time for a big workout? Try a mini one.

Her name is Katrina Derrell. She models.

Wanna lose weight? Try the Chopstick Diet.

Mmmmm Matthew Fox on Details.

Northwestern Fraternity locked out of house.

If you want a job, you gotta intern.

Victoria Beckham takes it off for Armani.

5 people it’s totes OK to hate.

Strength training for beginners.

The best position for the Big O.

Shenae Grimes: “I don’t need no stinkin’ pants!”

Women could have prevented the economic crisis.

20 money-saving tips for your makeup bag.

Tom Cruise looks…hot?

New daddy Pete Wentz heads back to work.

Ed Hardy’s daughter has a Super Duper Sweet 16.

Student groups being affected by national recession.

Another hot designer comes to H&M.

Laura Bush writing a tell-all book? This is gonna be juicy!

Joe the Plumber is now Joe the Late Night Commercial Dude!

House parties are where it’s at.

Kabbalah is boring! (But don’t tell Madonna.)

Tips for preventing holiday weight gain when you head home this week!

When are the creepy teachers gonna learn to stay away from the students?

Unlike a lot of people I know, I don’t watch Gossip Girl.  I just don’t.  I never got into it, and this cover from Details Magazine is honestly not pleading it’s case very well.  I mean, WTF is up with the plethora of Batman eyebrows (circa Michael Keaton)?  Why is their hair greasy?  And are they glaring at me, or just being “sexy”?

I’m sorry, but if this is the kind of eye candy I have to look forward to, I think I’ll just stick with Entourage.

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