Jenni Garth spills the RPats dating beans!

So who’s Kourtney Kardashian’s baby daddy?

Dick Cheney’s real feelings come out.

Here’s one way to deal with nudey photos.

That’s what Gisele looks like pregnant? Sigh.

We hate Megan Fox, but we totally want her hair.

He probably didn’t mean to say it, but he did!

12 cheap tips for impulse shopping.

Jennifer Love Hewitt hands out an ultimatum.

Creepiest landlord ever.

It’s Octomom vs. Kate Gosselin. Buuuurn.

Speaking of Kate…why is her belly button so high up?

So, today is World Nude Day. Yeah, we wish we knew too; this sweater is really itchy, and we are pretty sure our professor would cancel all Friday classes if we’d shown up in our birthday suits. Apparently this “holiday” was started in New Zealand to celebrate the body in its natural state and we applaud that. Everyone should love their body and want to show it off to the world!

At the same time, though, there are plenty people in this world who we’d rather not celebrate with. And we think it’s pretty obvious why. Call us haters if you will, but would you want to bump into a nude Dick Cheney, or have to compare your body to a nude Beyonce? Yeah, we didn’t think so.

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Lego-Bama Inauguration.

Dick Cheney can’t handle moving boxes.

Jack Black speaks for Obama? Random…

5 things to watch for during the Inauguration.

Tips for getting a better badonk.

So, it is possible for Angelina to look bad…

Get to know Taylor Momson.

Ryan Phillipe shops Ikea, too!

6 cheap ways to boost your style.

Ever had an intense desire to have a heart attack? Someone heard your prayers.

Britney forced to change her naughty song title.

The best most disturbing version of Beyonce’s Single Ladies yet.

Hey! Hey Fox Network! I’ve got an idea! Why don’t you take the most boring, tiny, one-note side character from Family Guy and make it into a spinoff?

Awesome. You guys are totally awesome.

Just kidding, Fox Network. You totally suck.

Shit like this, taking Cleveland (of all characters) from Family Guy and giving him his own show, really pisses me off.

Where is the creativity, Fox Network?! Is this what I’m paying $45 a month in cable TV for?!

I hate Fox. I do. I hate Fox and here is why:

(1) Their news is retardedly biased and annoying and their newscasters are wooden and remind me of an old high school boyfriend who could not for the life of him figure out how to unhook a bra. Read More »