Would You Rather… Embarrassing Diagnosis Edition

Would you rather have to go to the hospital still “connected” to your guy because you somehow got stuck together OR have to go to the hospital because using a carrot as a pleasure stick wasn’t such a great idea?

The Doctor Is In: I’m Afraid Of Sex

Q: I don’t really know how to ask this so I’ll just get right to it. I’m still a virgin and I’m the only one left in my group. All my girl friends lost their virginity this year and have been telling me how much it hurt. Now I’m scared! Is it really that bad? And is there anything I can do to….prepare? Or should I just buy some cats now and grow old as a single, virgin spinster?

Shopping for Sex Toys 101

I spent most of my formative years manually stimulating myself, but counted down the days until I turned 18 and was finally able to buy my first vibrator. (What? It’s healthier than counting down to buying cancer sticks!) Once my long-awaited birthday finally arrived, though, I realized that I had no idea what to look for.

Craigslist: A Haven for The Freakiest of Freaks

Here’s the thing: It ain’t easy being a broke college intern in New York City. So when my girlfriend Jenny’s sublet flaked out on her via email mere hours before she arrived in Manhattan, she threw herself back into Craigslist with a vengeance, scouring the site for affordable housing.

Tuffy Luv Talks Sex Toys

Dear Tuffy Luv,
Continuing your theme of lists from last week– what are the different kinds of sex toys?
Thanks!!
BunnyRabbit

WTF Friday: Scrabble Fail

You would think the word of the day would be more appropriate for the kids playing. Or at least wor…

Overheard: Phallusies

[Every week, CC and John will bring you some of the weirdest, funniest, saddest things he hears o…

Love Obama? Let Him Love You Back!

I love Barack Obama. LOVE him. I love his policies, I love his speeches and I love the way he looks i…

Candy Dish: Alguilera, We Hardly Know Ya

Christina Aguilera looks completely different
David Duchovny (somehow?) conquers his sex ad…

Tele-DILDO-nics: CyberSex to the Next Power

Picture this: being able to control your partner’s sex toy during a steamy cyber hook-up…

What To Get The Grandma Who Has Everything

Grandmas. It’s hard to figure out what they want for their birthdays. Do they want slippe…

My Sexual Revolution is Man(made)

The biggest secret I ever discovered was sex. I was twelve years old when I started to wise up to my…

Oh Baby Oh Baby Bot Bot Bot: Do It To Me, Robot

I mean, I’ve heard of being afraid of intimacy before, but this guy takes it to a whole new l…