Here’s a shocking headline for you: Lindsay is no longer the only Lohan to become food for public thought!! Wow! You don’t say!? No way!

Well, yes way, I do say! Oh, the times, how they are a-changin’.

Surprisingly, it’s not her dad, Michael, or her mom, Dina. Nope. This time, folks, it’s her once adorable, once normal (or as near normal as possible) little sister, Ali. Maybe while we’ve all been distracted by her spotlight hogging, tabloid crazy older sister, Lindsay, we forgot to keep a close eye on the future of the Lohan clan. How celebrity irresponsible of us.

Most of you may be wondering what the big deal is, anyway. Let me give you a moment to take in the picture above: the cheek implants, the nose job, the…whatever they did to her eyebrows. But honestly, I can’t blame her. If I had Lohan blood in me, around me or even down the hall from me, you couldn’t ask me to crawl out of my own skin fast enough.

Think you can guess the top seven reasons why Ali Lohan is trying to pull the change-up of the century on her roots, her fam and her celeb status? CollegeCandy does! Watch and learn while we dissect the most important reasons Ali is abruptly abandoning her “adored” family name and looks: Read More »

Lindsay Lohan is a classic example of a child star gone wrong. She’s the black sheep of Disney,  Hollywood and the fashion world. She’s done it all: DUIs, rehab, drug possession, rehab, daddy issues, drunken Twitter arguments with her girlfriend, rehab…again.

Homegirl’s dealing with some very serious issues and with her latest shoplifting debacle, she’s hit rock bottom.

The threat of jail time (again) is looking pretty inevitable and Lindsay’s been doing everything in her power to turn her life around – including an attempt to quit smoking – but nothing seems to be helping. And now it’s time for drastic measures. What’s Lindsay’s latest plan to get back on top? Well, let’s just say it’s less than impressive.

It has been almost two months since Lindsay Lohan last tweeted. Why the sudden change in one of Twitter’s biggest fans? Well, as anyone with a beating pulse knows, Lohan has spent the past few weeks at the Betty Ford Center, rehabilitating herself by kicking her addictions.

Lindsay’s mother, Dina, recently appeared on The Today Show to chat with Matt Lauer about her daughter’s status at the Center. Comforting many Americans by informing them of Lindsay’s “relaxed” and “happy” state, Dina then proceeded to discuss Lindsay’s plans to open her own rehab facility.

Wait, what? Yes, you heard Dina correctly. While her daughter is attempting to stay out of the public eye, Dina is going on national programs to give complete strangers the 411 on her daughter’s struggle to recover from extensive alcohol, drug, and social media addictions. And, she is sharing plans (who knows if they were Lindsay’s or Dina’s) to use Lindsay’s celebrity to open a rehab clinic.

Celebrities often use their famous faces to begin new business ventures. There are plenty of perfumes, fashion collections, and alcohol lines with star studded creators. However, this is taking it to an entirely new level of… well, absolute insanity.

Lindsay is still in rehab. She is not fully recovered. She has yet to be in the real world, surrounded by all the temptations that caused her to fail time after time (after time after time). Yet, here her mother sits — on a morning talk show — discussing future plans to use her daughter’s name to promote an agenda to help others pad her wallet. Read More »

So our favorite drug-totin’ galpal LiLo is taking a quick vacay from rehab tomorrow to chat with the judge about her jail time.  Rumor has it that Lilo’s team is going to argue that she needs to stay in rehab because she’s making like so much progress. And here at CC headquarters, we’re totally on Team Rehab. (Not that we need it….) The fact that she’s related to Dina AND Michael Lohan is enough of a reason to put her in 24/7 therapy for the rest of her life, let alone the whole lil drug issue.

In fact, we don’t think she should ever step foot in jail even after she’s good and clean. It’s a total waste of time for everyone involved. (Well except TMZ. But we can’t always be looking out for them, you know?) We have a few other productive alternatives to Linds serving jail time –  things that will really teach her a hard lesson while also paying back her debt to society.

1. Make a Parent Trap Sequel – Not only was this the most action-filled, heartwrenching, laugh-till-it-hurts movie ever made, but it truly showcased just how talented Lindsay is when it comes to acting. She played two parts and totally had me believing that Annie and Hallie were two different people. Since Hollywood is updating every other movie ever made, we thought it would be great to get a 3D IMAX sequel in the works. Is Annie in grad school!? Is Hallie an ear piercer at a mall kiosk?! Not only are we going to catch up with our fave twinsies (sorry Winklevi Twins, you just can’t compete), but we’re going to get to see LiLo show off her acting chops once again. Because this time around, she’s playing all the parts. Hallie, Annie, Martin, Chessie, Mom, Dad, and yes, Grandfather.

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I used to think that “Get Out of Jail” free cards only existed in (drawn out) games of Monopoly, but apparently that’s not the case. At least for Lindsay Lohan who, reports say, could be released early from her treatment facility.  Originally, her sentence was 90 days (after 90 days in jail), and she has been getting treatment for 13. Did she run out of leggings to wear? Does she have a hair appointment to get to?

Whatever it is, 13 is proven to be a luckier number for LiLo than it is for T. Swizzle.

You know what that means: in just a few shorts days, Lilo will be f-r-e-e and, presumably, cleaned up.  Hold the press! No really, the press is going to be forced to hold the news because there won’t be any. Without Lindsay getting crunked and falling on the sidewalks of L.A., what is US Weekly and In Touch supposed to do with all those empty pages now?

Well don’t fret, my pets. Hollywood is a garden full of hot mess potential. Sure, Lindsay might be working and sober and boring, but here are just a few Hollywood tartlets who will most definitely stumble up to the hot mess plate: Read More »

A long time ago, on an enchanted island known to outsiders by its distinctive accent and an overwhelming amount of extremely assertive residents with surgically enhanced noses, there lived an evil couple, Michael and Dina, hellbent on becoming famous despite having no talent. So one night they decided to forgo the sponge or the IUD or whatever birth control was hip in the ’80s and gave birth to Princess Scram Bracelet.

They fed her a healthy diet of cocaine formula, Ambien-laced pacifiers, and straight-up vodka breast milk in hopes she would one day fulfill her destiny of becoming America’s favorite lil drunken mess. And oh did she ever!

As she rose to fame, went on cocaine-inspired car chases, got kicked out of clubs, and sentenced to jail, so did her parents. Because the evilest part about them was the worse Princess Scram Bracelet got, the more interviews they got on Larry King and in Star Magazine.  So they encouraged her Twitter rants, her nail polish essays, and her generally irrational behavior in hopes that one day Michael could wear sleeveless mesh t-shirt on national TV and that Dina could have her own talk show as the White Oprah.

Think this fairy tale is nothing more than a made-up story? The proof is below. Read More »

Yikes! It’s been a crazy week! We had a wedding, some engagements, and a divorce (with some possible cheating in the forecast). Plus, Perez is in trouble and a fallen star was kidnapped??

It wouldn’t be Hollywood if it didn’t keep us entertained!

Craziness:

1. Former 7th Heaven star, Jeremy London, was kidnapped last week by two men in Palm Springs. They helped him change his flat tire, and Jeremy offered to give them a ride home since they arrived on foot. The two men forced him at gunpoint to “smoke dope and hand out alcohol” among other things. Jeremy eventually escaped and contacted the police. The poor guy is a recovering drug addict, and this just makes his road to recovery even more difficult. But luckily, authorities have arrested one of the kidnappers, Brandon Adams, and charged him with kidnapping and robbery along with several other charges. Hopefully Jeremy will make a speedy comeback from this crazy ordeal!

2. Harrison Ford and longtime girlfriend Calista Flockheart are married! You thought they were already hitched, didn’t you? Well, they weren’t. But now they are… finally! They had a small ceremony at the Governor’s Mansion in Santa Fe, New Mexico with Calista’s son, Liam, and the governor and his wife as witnesses. How quaint. Congrats! Read More »

When I was in middle school and I had to choose between two boys who wanted to take me to the 7th grade dance, my mom told me to make a list. (Mind you, that was the last time I ever had 2 boys fighting over me…) After noting that one of the boys had far more cons (like picking his nose…and eating it), I had my answer. Since then, I’ve used lists to make all of my difficult life decisions: beer or vodka, Kris Allen or Adam Lambert, flats or wedges…

And now: which celeb is worse for the future of society.

This week’s showdown is between two ladies who are tainting our youth, one racy photo at a time: Lindsay Lohan and Miley Cyrus. Who is wreaking more havoc? Let’s break it down: Read More »

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