• Pictures Surface Revealing Dina Lohan’s Abuse

    Earlier this week, Dina Lohan claimed that her turbulent marriage with Michael Lohan was much worse than anyone had thought. She claimed that, tragically, Michael had physically and sexually abused her and that Lindsay Lohan witness much of the abuse.

  • Ali Lohan: Skinnier, Scarier and Abandoning her Famed Roots

    If I had Lohan blood in me, around me or even down the hall from me, you couldn’t ask me to crawl out of my own skin fast enough. Think you can guess the top seven reasons why Ali Lohan is trying to pull the change-up of the century on her roots, her fam and her celeb status? CollegeCandy does!

  • LiLo’s Got a Foolproof Plan To Turn It All Around

    The threat of jail time (again) is looking pretty inevitable and Lindsay's been doing everything in her power to turn her life around - including an attempt to quit smoking - but nothing seems to be helping.

  • Dina Lohan: The Toxic Parent

    Lindsay's mother, Dina, recently appeared on The Today Show to chat with Matt Lauer about her daughter's status at the Center. Comforting many Americans by informing them of Lindsay's "relaxed" and "happy" state, Dina then proceeded to discuss Lindsay's plans to open her own rehab facility.

  • It’s Time for Lilo To Pay Her Debt to Society

    So our favorite drug-totin' galpal LiLo is taking a quick vacay from rehab tomorrow to chat with the judge about her jail time. Rumor has it that Lilo's team is going to argue that she needs to stay in rehab because she's making like so much progress. And here at CC headquarters, we're totally on Team: Rehab. The fact that she's related to Dina AND Michael Lohan is enough of a reason to put her in 24/7 therapy for the rest of her life. Let alone the whole lil drug issue.

  • Candy Dish: Snooki’s Gonna Be an Author

    Snooki's writing a book, but who is going to read it? • 8 essential vitamins for us ladies. • Maaajor cuteness at TJ Maxx/Marshall's right now! • When your mom wants to be cool..... (AKA, Dina Lohan Syndrome) • Shia Labeouf's got beef with who?! • 5 steps to being a sexier new you!

  • Who Can Fill Lindsay Lohan’s Stilettos?

    I used to think that "Get Out of Jail" free cards only existed in (drawn out) games of Monopoly, but apparently that's not the case. At least for Lindsay Lohan who, reports say, could be released early from her treatment facility. Originally, her sentence was 90 days (after 90 days in jail), and she has been getting treatment for 13

  • Forget Lindsay – Dina Lohan is Pure Evil

    A long time ago, on an enchanted island known to outsiders by its distinctive accent and an overwhelming amount of extremely assertive residents with surgically enhanced noses, there lived an evil couple, Michael and Dina, hellbent on becoming famous despite having no talent. So one night they decided to forgo the sponge or the IUD or whatever birth control was hip in the '80s and gave birth to Princess Scram Bracelet.

  • Gossip Cheat Sheet: Weddings and Photos and… Kidnappings?!

    Yikes! It's been a crazy week! We had a wedding, some engagements, and a divorce (with some possible cheating in the forecast). Plus, Perez is in trouble and a fallen star was kidnapped?? It wouldn't be Hollywood if it didn't keep us entertained!

  • Celebretard Showdown: Miley Cyrus vs. Lindsay Lohan

    This week’s showdown is between two ladies who are tainting our youth, one racy photo at a time: Lindsay Lohan and Miley Cyrus. Who is wreaking more havoc? Let’s break it down:

  • Candy Dish: Dina Lohan’s the Best Mom Ever

    • Seriously, just ask her! • 13 celebs who swore to remain virgins. • Sneak peek at Nine West's fall collection. • No more babies for Octomom. • What are the most popular baby names? • 11 things you never knew you needed in college.

  • Candy Dish: Megan Fox Is Scaring Us!

    Wow, Megan Fox, that's one tiny corset! • Swine Flu side effects: fever, chills, and Racism? • Julia roberts can cuss like a sailor! • Heart on your sleeve, emoticons on your ears. • First Lindsay, now Ali. Can we expect Dina in a Bikini next? • Bacon flavored lip gloss just sounds wrong.

  • Candy Dish: Choose a Sport, Greg Paulus!

    • Should Greg Paulus switch teams and head to Michigan? • Miranda Tozier-Robbins can't seem to leave Britney alone. • Don't let the recession put a wrinkle in your beauty budget. • Dina Lohan takes credit for Lindsay's video. • Oprah Tweets! • Have an endless summer in your own backyard.

  • I Bet You Thought Your Mom Was Bad…

    We love our mothers unconditionally. No matter how angry we get at them or how embarrassed our mothers make us, we continue to be on their side. They can yell at us, criticize us or even spend over $15,000 on plastic surgery in attempt to look like our identical twin and we will still love 'em anyway.

  • Candy Dish: Sucks to be Lindsay Lohan

    Not a good day to be a Lohan. Or a Simpson, now that we think about it...

  • Candy Dish: Skinny Lohan Got Burrrrned

    Note to Lindsay: Do not show up at Chase Crawford’s house at 6am uninvited. That’s…

  • Candy Dish: Welcome to America, Freddie Ljunberg!

    Move over, David Beckham, there’s a new soccer hottie in town. 5 potential boyfriends th…

  • “Labor Pains” Gives Me Forehead Pains

    When she’s not telling the world how much she loves Samantha Ronson, Lindsay Lohan is doi…

  • Living Lohan Ep 9: Season Finale

    Oh Living Lohan, I can't believe our brief but tumultuous relationship is coming to an end (or a p…

  • Candy Dish: Live from prison, it’s the Dark Knight!

    Live from prison, it’s the Dark Knight! LOL, Jessica Simpson wants to be a singer!……

  • Living Lohan Ep 7: It’s Not You, It’s Your Sh#tty Music

    While settling in for an evening of the shameless self promotion that is Denise Richards: It…

  • Michael Lohan: Worst Dad of the Year (Yes, Including Hulk Hogan)

    I’m starting to feel bad for Lindsay Lohan. I know, I am like some evil bitch because it took me two…

  • Living Lohan Ep 6: What Happens in Vegas, Pisses Me OFF!

    In this episode, the Lohans FINALLY get to Vegas! They didn’t fly there in a private jet th…

  • Oh Hell No….Another Lohan

    Happy Saturday, ladies. While I sit on my couch watching TV, checking my ex’s status on Fa…

  • Living Lohan Ep 3: Mean Girls Part Deux?

    In this episode, Ali finally experiences the price she’ll pay for being “just…