• Dear Miley, It’s Time to Help Yourself

    Dear Miley, It’s Time to Help Yourself

    Dear Miley Cyrus (and other teenagers across America intent on destroying any modicum of talent you possess by making extremely foolish decisions), I used to not like you. Actually, I’ll cut the crap. I wanted your vocal chords removed. Or at least have you banished to some remote part of the world where I wouldn’t have to be subject to your ubiquity on TV, on the radio, in magazines and sold-out concert venues.

  • America’s Tweenophelia And Why It Has To Stop

    America’s Tweenophelia And Why It Has To Stop

    The time has come for someone to stand up and scream at the top of their lungs, “America, st…