May 10, 2009
- 1:00 pm
By Anonymous
[One of the greatest aspects of college life is the morning-after recap with friends. You stumble out of bed, grab your liquid of choice, and gather around the living room to replay (and remind yourself of) the events of last night. You laugh, you cringe and you share the highest of highs...and the rock-bottom lowest of lows. We thought we'd bring the fun of the recap to CollegeCandy, so grab that coffee and take part in the deliciously awkward moments your CC friends have to share.]
I will admit it, I’m an awkward girl. I’ll say goodbye to someone and then walk in the same direction as them with a stupid grin on my face. I’ve messed up high fives more times than should be legally allowed. I’ve called my roommates good friend (whom I’ve known for months) “Tyler,” when his name is “Lucas”…HOW DO YOU MESS THAT UP? I’m able to take a perfectly normal moment and transform it into a typical scene in any Wes Anderson film (it’s a gift). The trouble is, I don’t realize how incredibly dorky I must look until looking back, and slapping my forehead accordingly.
So by the rules of physics (which I am unsurprisingly sucky at) it would only make sense that I would take this persona I’ve been cursed blessed with and apply to almost every sexual encounter I’ve experienced. Well, of course, the beginnings are more of learning experiences rather than “fun timez.” Now let’s time travel back 7 years when it all began…
Cue the hazy flashbacks and dream-like sound effects. Read More »
Tags: 12 years old, 6th grade, awkward, boyfriend, diaries, dorky, embarrassing, first kiss, first time, hook up, hooking up, hookup stories, kisses, licked, morning after recap, mouth, nervous, night, peck, rebel, slapping, stupid grin, the morning after, Wes Anderson
September 7, 2007
- 10:49 am
By CC Staff
We all fall in love with the dorky character. Usually the Hollywood “dorks” are along the looks line of Adam Brody or Penn Badgley (who, FYI, is playing another nerdy persona as Dan Humphrey in Gossip Girl this fall).
If all the nerdy guys looked like that, you’d be hard pressed to find a dork without a leading lady.
Although the “unlikely” character always gets the girl in the movies, its usually not so in real life. And it’s these unlikely Hollywood celebs that have made an unlikely impression on the general public: people think they’re sexy.
Seth Rogen is the one on the list that is really a no-brainer. He was the chubby awkward pothead in Knocked Up that made Katherine Heigl, and America, love him. So of course he would make the Most Unlikely to Be Sexy list.
And if you saw him in Judd Apatow’s two other films, 40 year Old Virgin and Superbad, then you loved him before Knocked Up and you certainly love him after.
The other on the list is Tina Fey—smart, funny and HOT. Come to think of it, shouldn’t she be on the most likely sex symbol list?? Read More »
Tags: 40 Year Old Virgin, adam brody, dorks, dorky, gossip girl, Judd Apatow, Katherine Heigl, MSNBC, Penn Badgley, pothead, Seth Rogen, Sex, sex symbol, sexy, Superbad, tina fey