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  • 7 Reasons You Should Never Date a Bro

    7 Reasons You Should Never Date a Bro

    hen you think of Megan Fox, a lot of words probably rush to mind: hot, rich, talented, eccentric, lucky, sexy, gorgeous, every man’s fantasy. Well, BroBible.com is telling us this isn’t quite the case, listing 10 reasons why they deem the starlet “un-dateable”. Well, guess what, guys? Looks like you’re sporting some serious deal-breakers, too.

  • Would You Like a Vagina Mint?

    Would You Like a Vagina Mint?

    First there was douche. We let those commercials for vagina potpourri slide by, even though sucking out our precious woman fluids isn’t healthy. Then came the WaterWorks commercials, which literally advertise a mini showerhead you stick up your vaginal canal to rinse it. Then wet wipes started popping up on toilet tanks nationwide. And now….the vagina mint.

  • Weekly Ten: The 10 Types of Guys at the Party

    Weekly Ten: The 10 Types of Guys at the Party

    We've all been at the sticky-floored keggers, so here's a rundown of the ten types of dudes you'll find at these parties. Every single party. Every single time. Print this out and bring it to the next frat/house party to check these guys off as you see them.

  • Man Junk. Yes, It’s Exactly What it Sounds Like.

    Man Junk. Yes, It’s Exactly What it Sounds Like.

    They have shampoo to clean your hair, soap to clean your body, and face wash to clean your…duh… face. “But what about a man’s scrotum?!”...

  • Meeting His Friends: Part 1

    Meeting His Friends: Part 1

    So you’re in a relationship and stuff is going swell. He likes you and you like him and you’re both mad busy but making it...

  • Addicted to A-holes: A Field Guide

    Addicted to A-holes: A Field Guide

    As the go-to sympathetic listener to Every.Single.Friend of mine, I hear my fair share of happy stories, sad tales and a generous amount of scandals....

  • The Many Definitions of Douche

    The Many Definitions of Douche

    The other day a friend of mine counted the amount of times I used the word douche. The number was shockingly high, something like 20...

  • The Copycat Reflex aka Why It’s Natural to Want Your Friend’s BF

    The Copycat Reflex aka Why It’s Natural to Want Your Friend’s BF

    I have this friend and we call him Douche. I’m not exactly sure where the nickname came from. Nothing about Douche is particularly douche-y, except...

  • What Do You Expect, Linds?  You Dated a Douche!

    What Do You Expect, Linds? You Dated a Douche!

    Here’s the thing; you should never date a douchebag. Now, sometimes, you don’t know you’re dating a douche until it’s too late. Maybe he’s awesome...

  • Frat Party This Weekend? You Better Go Prepared…

    Frat Party This Weekend? You Better Go Prepared…

    Apparently, the Today show is a Flavor of the Week hotspot for people looking to make the most of their 15 minutes. This week: the...