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Apr 4, 2012Lifestyle
$500,000 and 10 Other Awesome Things I Wouldn’t Take From Tucker Max

$500,000 and 10 Other Awesome Things I Wouldn’t Take From Tucker Max

Planned Parenthood just turned down a donation of $500,000. At first glance, that seems like an awfully dumb thing to do. Why would an organization that needs so much support right now turn down a donation that large? Because the proposed donation was from Tucker Max. Yes, the same Tucker Max that has made a career of being a slimy, misogynist womanizer.

Jul 1, 2011Entertainment
13 Facebook Tricks Guys Use To Look Cool

13 Facebook Tricks Guys Use To Look Cool

Those lovable bros over at BroBible.com have once again attempted to tarnish the sterling facades us girls put up just to please them (riiiight…). The latest topic up for debate: The 15 Most Common Ways Girls Try to Look Hotter on Facebook. From butts out to boobs smooshed, they’re calling us out on all our “tricks” of the online trade.

Feb 18, 2011Entertainment
Friday Faves: An Open Letter to “That Guy”

Friday Faves: An Open Letter to “That Guy”

Dear "That Guy", Your ability to drink in excess and ruin 95% of pictures taken at parties gets me hot and bothered. I think it's uhh... adorable that you maintain your appearance to the point where I question your sexual orientation. I guess I respect the fact that you tweeze, bleach and pluck more than me.

Nov 23, 2010Love
Tuffy Luv Breaks It Down

Tuffy Luv Breaks It Down

I've been with my boyfriend for a little over a year and I love him. That is something that must be understood first and foremost. However, over the past couple of months I keep thinking about breaking up with him. He is immature, selfish, and inconsiderate. He has never bought me anything for my birthday, Valentines Day, Christmas, Sweetest Day, or our anniversary.

Nov 5, 2010Love
Friday Faves: Telltale Signs of a Douchebag

Friday Faves: Telltale Signs of a Douchebag

Despite what She's All That claimed during our formative middle-school years, no amount of makeup-free-artistic lonely girl can transform a douchebag into a gentleman. However we all like to believe that we are Belle and if we just love them enough (and listen to the talking cupboard) we can turn every beast into a prince.

Oct 7, 2010Entertainment
13 Facebook Tricks Guys Use To Look “Cool”

13 Facebook Tricks Guys Use To Look “Cool”

Those lovable bros over at BroBible.com have once again attempted to tarnish the sterling facades us girls put up just to please them (riiiight…). The latest topic up for debate: The 15 Most Common Ways Girls Try to Look Hotter on Facebook. From butts out to boobs smooshed, they’re calling us out on all our “tricks” of the online trade.

Oct 4, 2010Entertainment
Candy Dish: You’re Fired

Candy Dish: You’re Fired

• The worst thing you can do to your boss • Need a quick fix? Here's an idea. • He's the ultimate wedding crasher • Win a free mixology kit! • 10 signs you're dating a d-bagOn campus ban has students going crazy

Sep 21, 2010Love
Tuffy Luv Hates Creeps

Tuffy Luv Hates Creeps

Dear Tuffy Luv, I've been with my bf for two and a half years and I think it's a good thing to be friends with his three guy best friends. Not in a way that says 'I'm gonna be THAT girl and force myself into all of your conversations and hang out times,' but they are a big part of my life. They aren't going anywhere, they all grew up together, and I'm glad my guy has some really good friends who know him so well.

Feb 23, 2010Love
Tuffy Luv Sez: Soulmate…Or Just Some Guy?

Tuffy Luv Sez: Soulmate…Or Just Some Guy?

Dear Tuffy Luv, So my problem is about a guy. He goes to college with my best friend whom I visit kinda often. Last month, I visited and he was around but we were both with our significant others so I didn't look at him twice. But this weekend I visited my friend and he was around and neither of our significant others were there. He was going through some sh*t and we talked for a bit.

Feb 2, 2010Love
Bad Advice Women Get: Date Like a D-Bag

Bad Advice Women Get: Date Like a D-Bag

I can’t speak for every school, of course, but at Columbia, it’s hard out there for a single girl. According to statistics I made up just now, approximately half the guys at this place are gay, thirty percent of them are in long-term relationships, and the remaining twenty are generally kinda weird. (Many in a cute way, but some in a… not so cute way.)

Jul 16, 2009Love
You Might Be Crazy If…

You Might Be Crazy If…

Are you psychotic in relationships? Have your significant others ever called you a crazy bitch? Insane? Needy? Any of the above? Here’s some signs that you just might be:

Feb 21, 2009Lifestyle
Telltale Signs of a Douchebag

Telltale Signs of a Douchebag

Despite what She’s All That claimed during our formative middle-school years, no amount of makeup-free-artistic lonely girl can transform a...

Jan 2, 2009Lifestyle
The CC Weekly Weigh In: Our New Year’s Resolutions

The CC Weekly Weigh In: Our New Year’s Resolutions

Hello, 2009! We didn’t start the year off in the best way (laying on the couch, chugging water and eating...

Nov 14, 2008Entertainment
Candy Dish: Anand Jon Goes Out Of Style And Into The Slammer

Candy Dish: Anand Jon Goes Out Of Style And Into The Slammer

  Life in prison for this fashionable felon. President-Elect Obama loves YouTube! Paula might be leaving American Idol. Is Kim...

Oct 31, 2008Lifestyle
A Boyfriend Worse Than Yours

A Boyfriend Worse Than Yours

So you’ve got the Boyfriend Blues. He doesn’t call when you want him to. He doesn’t respond to your texts....

Oct 9, 2008Love
A**holes Finish First

A**holes Finish First

If there’s one thing I’ve learned in the last four years, it’s this: Girls. Dig. A**holes. Seriously. There are a...

Oct 2, 2008Entertainment
J. Piv, Don’t Make Us Relinquish Our Love For You…

J. Piv, Don’t Make Us Relinquish Our Love For You…

So yeah. At least for the past week, we’ve been featuring Jeremy Piven a good amount on our site. Why?...

Sep 30, 2008Entertainment
The Hills: Everyone is Crying

The Hills: Everyone is Crying

Due to the fact that I am a Jew, I had to miss the live episode of The Hills. As...

Sep 10, 2008Love
The Best Friend, The Douchebag, and You

The Best Friend, The Douchebag, and You

Whenever I meet a good friend’s boyfriend, I try really hard to like the guy and get to know him....

Aug 1, 2008Entertainment
The CC Weekly Weigh In: Most Unattractive Thing. Ever.

The CC Weekly Weigh In: Most Unattractive Thing. Ever.

Everyone has that one thing they cannot stand in the opposite sex. It may not be rational (“His jeans are...

Jun 17, 2008Entertainment
Candy Dish: Miley, Put the Camera AWAY

Candy Dish: Miley, Put the Camera AWAY

Miley Cyrus just cannot get enough of herself…lying in bed with a 22-year-old douchebag Speaking of douchebags, Anne Hathaway finally...

Jun 11, 2008Entertainment
Mario Lopez Discusses His “Dream Girl”, I Translate

Mario Lopez Discusses His “Dream Girl”, I Translate

Mario Lopez recently told People Magazine (you know, the magazine that pimps out celebrity baby pictures while unknowingly kicking itself...

May 30, 2008Entertainment
My Lifelong Dislike of Bill Murray is Now Vindicated

My Lifelong Dislike of Bill Murray is Now Vindicated

Bill Murray’s wife has filed for divorce after some 11-years of marriage. Thusly, he is the latest in a long...

May 25, 2008Lifestyle
The Play of My Life: Bad Pickup Lines From One Annoying Mothaf*cka

The Play of My Life: Bad Pickup Lines From One Annoying Mothaf*cka

Living in New York City is great. And I mean that. I’ve been here for the last six or seven...

May 9, 2008Entertainment
The Many Definitions of Douche

The Many Definitions of Douche

The other day a friend of mine counted the amount of times I used the word douche. The number was...

Dec 27, 2007Entertainment
What Do You Expect, Linds?  You Dated a Douche!

What Do You Expect, Linds? You Dated a Douche!

Here’s the thing; you should never date a douchebag. Now, sometimes, you don’t know you’re dating a douche until it’s...

Nov 13, 2007Entertainment
Will He Hold the Door, Or Elbow You in the Face?

Will He Hold the Door, Or Elbow You in the Face?

Chivalry is not dead. It’s alive and well—or, at least alive.Since moving to New York, I have come across varying...

Oct 22, 2007Love
Relationship “Expert” Rationalizes Cheating

Relationship “Expert” Rationalizes Cheating

At the gym this morning I caught a segment on some talk show about cheating. Basically, the show was about...

Jun 20, 2007Love
Is Your Dude too Rough in Bed?  Tell Him!!!

Is Your Dude too Rough in Bed? Tell Him!!!

“Whoa, what happened to you?” It was senior year in college, a Monday morning, and my friend was sitting in...