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  • $500,000 and 10 Other Awesome Things I Wouldn’t Take From Tucker Max

    $500,000 and 10 Other Awesome Things I Wouldn’t Take From Tucker Max

    Planned Parenthood just turned down a donation of $500,000. At first glance, that seems like an awfully dumb thing to do. Why would an organization that needs so much support right now turn down a donation that large? Because the proposed donation was from Tucker Max. Yes, the same Tucker Max that has made a career of being a slimy, misogynist womanizer.

  • 13 Facebook Tricks Guys Use To Look Cool

    13 Facebook Tricks Guys Use To Look Cool

    Those lovable bros over at BroBible.com have once again attempted to tarnish the sterling facades us girls put up just to please them (riiiight…). The latest topic up for debate: The 15 Most Common Ways Girls Try to Look Hotter on Facebook. From butts out to boobs smooshed, they’re calling us out on all our “tricks” of the online trade.

  • Friday Faves: An Open Letter to “That Guy”

    Friday Faves: An Open Letter to “That Guy”

    Dear "That Guy", Your ability to drink in excess and ruin 95% of pictures taken at parties gets me hot and bothered. I think it's uhh... adorable that you maintain your appearance to the point where I question your sexual orientation. I guess I respect the fact that you tweeze, bleach and pluck more than me.

  • Tuffy Luv Breaks It Down

    Tuffy Luv Breaks It Down

    I've been with my boyfriend for a little over a year and I love him. That is something that must be understood first and foremost. However, over the past couple of months I keep thinking about breaking up with him. He is immature, selfish, and inconsiderate. He has never bought me anything for my birthday, Valentines Day, Christmas, Sweetest Day, or our anniversary.

  • Friday Faves: Telltale Signs of a Douchebag

    Friday Faves: Telltale Signs of a Douchebag

    Despite what She's All That claimed during our formative middle-school years, no amount of makeup-free-artistic lonely girl can transform a douchebag into a gentleman. However we all like to believe that we are Belle and if we just love them enough (and listen to the talking cupboard) we can turn every beast into a prince.

  • 13 Facebook Tricks Guys Use To Look “Cool”

    13 Facebook Tricks Guys Use To Look “Cool”

    Those lovable bros over at BroBible.com have once again attempted to tarnish the sterling facades us girls put up just to please them (riiiight…). The latest topic up for debate: The 15 Most Common Ways Girls Try to Look Hotter on Facebook. From butts out to boobs smooshed, they’re calling us out on all our “tricks” of the online trade.

  • Candy Dish: You’re Fired

    Candy Dish: You’re Fired

    • The worst thing you can do to your boss • Need a quick fix? Here's an idea. • He's the ultimate wedding crasher • Win a free mixology kit! • 10 signs you're dating a d-bagOn campus ban has students going crazy

  • Tuffy Luv Hates Creeps

    Tuffy Luv Hates Creeps

    Dear Tuffy Luv, I've been with my bf for two and a half years and I think it's a good thing to be friends with his three guy best friends. Not in a way that says 'I'm gonna be THAT girl and force myself into all of your conversations and hang out times,' but they are a big part of my life. They aren't going anywhere, they all grew up together, and I'm glad my guy has some really good friends who know him so well.

  • Tuffy Luv Sez: Soulmate…Or Just Some Guy?

    Tuffy Luv Sez: Soulmate…Or Just Some Guy?

    Dear Tuffy Luv, So my problem is about a guy. He goes to college with my best friend whom I visit kinda often. Last month, I visited and he was around but we were both with our significant others so I didn't look at him twice. But this weekend I visited my friend and he was around and neither of our significant others were there. He was going through some sh*t and we talked for a bit.

  • Bad Advice Women Get: Date Like a D-Bag

    Bad Advice Women Get: Date Like a D-Bag

    I can’t speak for every school, of course, but at Columbia, it’s hard out there for a single girl. According to statistics I made up just now, approximately half the guys at this place are gay, thirty percent of them are in long-term relationships, and the remaining twenty are generally kinda weird. (Many in a cute way, but some in a… not so cute way.)

  • You Might Be Crazy If…

    You Might Be Crazy If…

    Are you psychotic in relationships? Have your significant others ever called you a crazy bitch? Insane? Needy? Any of the above? Here’s some signs that you just might be:

  • Telltale Signs of a Douchebag

    Telltale Signs of a Douchebag

    Despite what She’s All That claimed during our formative middle-school years, no amount of makeup-free-artistic lonely girl can transform a douchebag into a gentleman. However...

  • The CC Weekly Weigh In: Our New Year’s Resolutions

    The CC Weekly Weigh In: Our New Year’s Resolutions

    Hello, 2009! We didn’t start the year off in the best way (laying on the couch, chugging water and eating breakfast sandwiches while watching USC...

  • Candy Dish: Anand Jon Goes Out Of Style And Into The Slammer

    Candy Dish: Anand Jon Goes Out Of Style And Into The Slammer

    Life in prison for this fashionable felon. President-Elect Obama loves YouTube! Paula might be leaving American Idol. Is Kim Kardashian really engaged? Hulk Hogan...

  • A Boyfriend Worse Than Yours

    A Boyfriend Worse Than Yours

    So you’ve got the Boyfriend Blues. He doesn’t call when you want him to. He doesn’t respond to your texts. You go out of your...

  • A**holes Finish First

    A**holes Finish First

    If there’s one thing I’ve learned in the last four years, it’s this: Girls. Dig. A**holes. Seriously. There are a lot of us who actually...

  • J. Piv, Don’t Make Us Relinquish Our Love For You…

    J. Piv, Don’t Make Us Relinquish Our Love For You…

    So yeah. At least for the past week, we’ve been featuring Jeremy Piven a good amount on our site. Why? Mostly because we’re suckers for...

  • The Hills: Everyone is Crying

    The Hills: Everyone is Crying

    Due to the fact that I am a Jew, I had to miss the live episode of The Hills. As I sat at Rosh Hashanah...

  • The Best Friend, The Douchebag, and You

    The Best Friend, The Douchebag, and You

    Whenever I meet a good friend’s boyfriend, I try really hard to like the guy and get to know him. I mean if he makes...

  • The CC Weekly Weigh In: Most Unattractive Thing. Ever.

    The CC Weekly Weigh In: Most Unattractive Thing. Ever.

    Everyone has that one thing they cannot stand in the opposite sex. It may not be rational (“His jeans are always an inch too short!”),...

  • Candy Dish: Miley, Put the Camera AWAY

    Candy Dish: Miley, Put the Camera AWAY

    Miley Cyrus just cannot get enough of herself…lying in bed with a 22-year-old douchebag Speaking of douchebags, Anne Hathaway finally dumps her old, criminal boyfriend...

  • Mario Lopez Discusses His “Dream Girl”, I Translate

    Mario Lopez Discusses His “Dream Girl”, I Translate

    Mario Lopez recently told People Magazine (you know, the magazine that pimps out celebrity baby pictures while unknowingly kicking itself in the ass by illustrating...

  • My Lifelong Dislike of Bill Murray is Now Vindicated

    My Lifelong Dislike of Bill Murray is Now Vindicated

    Bill Murray’s wife has filed for divorce after some 11-years of marriage. Thusly, he is the latest in a long list of comedians who don’t...

  • The Play of My Life: Bad Pickup Lines From One Annoying Mothaf*cka

    The Play of My Life: Bad Pickup Lines From One Annoying Mothaf*cka

    Living in New York City is great. And I mean that. I’ve been here for the last six or seven years, and before that I...

  • The Many Definitions of Douche

    The Many Definitions of Douche

    The other day a friend of mine counted the amount of times I used the word douche. The number was shockingly high, something like 20...

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