10 Types of Douchebags You’ll Meet in College
Dating is one big battlefield and with douchelords roaming freely around my campus and in D.C., I’ve learned to spot these land mine lovers from a distance. Luckily, I haven’t dated every single douchebag on the list, but I know people who know people who’ve gone on the dates and been in the relationships.
Thinking Like a Man…I Think [Diary of the Undateable]
I’m confused. One minute I’m a booty call. The next minute, we don’t talk at all. Another minute, we’re flirting like crazy. And now he’s acting like he wants nothing to do with me.

10 Types of Douchebags You’ll Probably Run Into [Diary of the Undateable]

I firmly believe that for every nice guy on Earth, there are 20 jerks to balance out the ratio. Tha…
Nice Guys are Douchebags Too
We’ve all met them. Guys who appear to be nice, wholesome, respectful-of-women types, and then they do something awful. Maybe it’s a guy you were BFF with and totally adored, but he friend-zoned you and told you he wasn’t looking for a relationship, but then was dating a super hot girl two weeks later.
Candy Dish: Her Hips Don’t Lie
•Shakira’s racy new video featuring a pole dance…and Pitbull?
•And the douche bag award goes to…
•Why you should follow the cell phone etiquette at movie theaters
•The teaser for Katy Perry’s new song
•9 ways to jazz up your LBD
•Get the knockoff version of Christian Louboutin’s Lady Daf pumps
•Lady Gaga’s not vain in the slightest
Candy Dish: Summer is Getting Close!
• 7 steps to finding the perfect bikini
• See douchebaggery at its worse
• What’s the meanest thing you’ve ever said?
• I have the biggest girl crush on Mindy Kaling
• Miley’s life continues to baffle me
• Who is going to win American Idol?
• Is it just me or is Rosie ALWAYS trying to start a fight
WTF Friday: This is a Youtube Disaster
Do you have low self-esteem? Have you been shot at or stabbed before? Are you not one of those outspoken Beyonce types? Then it’s your lucky day, girlfriend. I present to you two men who know exactly what they want…and something makes me think they’re not getting it.

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The Weekly Ten: John Mayer Isn’t The Worst Guy On Earth
As I’m sure anyone with an internet connection, mobile phone, or the ability to read knows: John Mayer is a tremendous douche bag. In a recent interview with Playboy, he reminds America (as if his Twitter feed wasn’t proof enough) why he is the most irritating dbag on the planet.
Facebook Blasting: The College Age Bullying?
I get that these Facebook blasters are fugly, useless degenerates and not particularly worth my time, but what really irks me is the fact that these rude insults about me are floating around on the internet for everyone to see and I have no way to stop it. No way to defend myself. I’m being bullied and I can’t fight back.
Candy Dish: Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey Go Trick or Treating
There are no words for Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey’s couple costume…
Au natural must-ha…
Candy Dish: Dubya Likes Him Some Beach Volleyball
George W. likes what he sees at the Olympics
Cuteness Alert: High-fiving dog and adorable baby
A…
I Farted, But You Stink: John Sellers Decides Who’s Sexy
Ladies of the world: stop your farting. Also, stop burping, spitting, sweating, and digesting…

My New Haircut (Caution, Explicit and Hilariously Familiar Dialogue)
If you’ve ever had the pleasure of stumbling across the stereotypical d-bag AKA Guido AKA meath…