Ah, dorm life. What a beautiful time.

The shower shoes, the sloppy Friday nights, the obnoxious girls down the hall that think it’s cute to blast LFO’s “Summer Girls” for the whole building to hear. It’s such an important era in your four years of fabulous.

So what do you do when you’re stuck with an anal RA whose mistaken his handbook of proper conduct as an FBI badge? Well throw a bangin’ dorm pregame, duh!

There’s definitely certain factors that make for a successful in-dorm pregame, and here we’ve mapped them out for you. No need to thank me, I find it my duty as a wise college sophomore. (Haha)

1. Get off AIM you computer-addicted fool. If they’re not already in your room eager to get down & dirty with a bottle of tequila, they’re not worth your pretty little manicure’s time. Which leads me to #2…

2. Don’t worry so much about plans. Go where the wind blows you. You act like this is not college, where there’s presumably a bumpin’ party just a short stumble away. The best nights are those left unplanned. Don’t fret over busted parties and broken plans. It’s all part of the ride, throw your hands in the air and yell. (Just try hard not to puke.) Read More »

We at College Candy we try to make your time spent drinking easier. Like, for instance our Shot of the Week.

So, this holiday weekend mix up a little Purple Rain and have at it! There’s no better way to get drunk than to make a game out of it, and nothing is more “college” than the traditional art of the drinking game. Fabulous!

And here at CC, we truly appreciate a decent buzz. Or getting a little tipsy-tips. Alright, we embrace full on intoxication. Hell, I have a beer in my hand right now and sometimes I pregame for my AA meetings.

So… we figured it oh-so important to include you in on one of our greatest secrets: the best drinking games of all time. Sometimes, we even try them out at our staff meetings. (Just kidding, but that’d be f*ckin’ awesome)

1. The Beloved Power Hour

Who’d turn it down? Not only do you get to blast a whopping 60 catchy songs (make sure your playlist creator has good taste in music, or this could completely backfire), but you still get to socialize and dance amidst the not-so-sober fun.

2. Kings

Can get really annoying if people forget the rules, so write them down, keep them straight, and hell, you’re college students shouldn’t you have them memorized by now? No? Well, here they are: Read More »

For those of you halfway through your first school week, relaxing with a cold one may not be the first thing on your mind. But why not? It’s Hump Day! Celebrate your first (half) week back with a little get together!

Everyone knows that a party is not complete without a decent mix of pump-up songs. Besides, who doesn’t enjoy chugging your beers to a bumpin’ beat? It’s important for every college lady to know the best tunes to guide you along the beautiful road to tipsy:

Fiddy & JT: She Wants It (Ayo Technology)

Justin’s always a no-fail, but make sure to resist the drunken lap dance. You’ll always manage to feel a lot hotter than you actually look, bumping and grinding and simultaneously knocking over your roommate’s laptop. (Oops.) Read More »

YOU MUST CHOOSE:

“Would you rather be caught masturbating by your grandmother…. Or vice versa?”

“Would you rather relax in a Jacuzzi of a stranger’s saliva? OR have diarrhea in a gravity free chamber?”

Sure I have better things to be doing with my time right now, like uh, write my final paper for one, but studying the art of procrastination seemed like a better idea. So now,here I am five hours later bringing you, dear readers, the most fun game of life. Period.

The “Would you rather” books by Justin Heimberg and David Gomberg give you hundreds of ridiculous dilemmas that you will never actually come across. They are exactly what every college student should have for a study break, a drinking game, or just an instant pick-me-up. Read More »

Over the weekend, me and some pals met up at a local bar. We stood around a small, round table and conversed, laughed and sipped on nice mixed concoctions.

I turned around to watch Prince and “Little Red Corvette” on the flat screen, and I broke out into my favorite dance move, The Robot. (When it comes to Prince, I can’t help myself). I turned back around to show my Robot to the gang and noticed a new friend had joined the table. After that, I don’t remember much else.

Enter the Table Tapper: 116 ounzes of pure fun, flowing in the form of beer. This tube-tap stands 3 feet tall, and, if you were thinking, “well, sounds cool, but what if some one shoots at the Table Tapper with a rifle? What then, Amy? What then?” well, you’re in luck – the Table Tapper is bullet proof, too. So there!

These things are popping up at bars all around the country, but you can also get one for your apartment, too! What college party would be complete without a keg for your tabletops and counters?!? Read More »

Disclaimer: College Candy in no way endorses underage drinking, excessive drinking, or throwing hammers at people.

College Kids and Drinking Games: is there any more compatible pair? Kids have long been playing Beer Pong, Kings, and Quarters, but I would like to introduce you to my personal favorite: Nails (or, in some parts of the world, “Stump”).

Equipment:

- Tree stump (or other large block of wood)

- Standard badass hammer

- Galvanized nails (one per player)

Objective:

- Knock all other players out of game.

- A player is knocked out of the game when the head of her nail is beneath the surface of the stump (be it hammered or bent). Read More »

Why is it such a breaking discovery that college girls know how to party?

I just read an article today entitled, “Females as fond of drinking games as males.” Wow. Thank you, Mr. Scientist for enlightening me. Honestly, what is the obsession with studying what we do in college. It’s like we’re a separate species.

Yes, I’m a girl and I like to do keg stands, drink out of funnels, play beer bong, asshole, kings, shoulders … I am I that fascinating?

According to the article, drinking games have been known as a predominantly male activity. And now girls’ participation in these activities is increasing. Oh boy, that must mean trouble. “In the women playing drinking games was related to more severe negative alcohol-related problems (i.e. missing class, driving under the influence, engaging in unplanned or unprotected sexual activity, etc.) …”

As far as I’m concerned, drinking games are fun and college girls will always play them. Missing class and unplanned hook-ups are part of the whole experience. You just have to know your limit.

Read the full story here.

Do you think college girls are out of control when it comes to drinking?