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Feb 21, 2016

The Dos & Don’ts Of Successful Drunk Sex

Don’t go selling your cookies to customers you don’t know.

Dec 12, 2015

15 Kids Who Are Tiny Drunk Adults

Some things never change.

Apr 23, 2013

Drunk Bike Theif Proves Not All Burglars Suck, Some Even Apologize With Free Lava Cake

I really love hearing stories about when people are complete idiots, but then in the end they show they are actually good people, because then it's just funny. This is exactly what happened with the most epic drunk bike steal ever.

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Apr 23, 2012

Things That Are Likely To Happen When I’m Drunk [Infographic]

Here at College Candy, we think everyone should embrace their drunk selves (read: real selves) for who they really are. So we made this handy infographic for you, about the things that are likely to happen when you're drunk. Don't even try to lie to yourself, you know you recognize at least a few of these points.

8 TV Shows That Should Have Drunk Hosts

This week, Pat Sajak admitted that he and Vanna White used to party pretty hard in the classic days of Wheel of Fortune. In fact, he said that they used to tape the show drunk, after drinking "two or three or six" margaritas. Pat and Vanna, we here at CC salute you. I mean, really, how else could you get through hosting a show like that?

Jan 27, 2012

WTF Friday: How Do People Get this Drunk? [Photos]

Sure, we all have nights where we drink a little bit too much and slur our words a little bit too much and throw up a little bit too much. But we're young and we learn from our lessons. You only have to wake up in fetal positions on the bathroom floor so many times to realize that cotton candy vodka might not be the smartest drink choice.

Nov 11, 2011

Friday Faves: Should Blackout Mistakes be Forgiven?

"So can anyone tell me what went down last night?" Ahh, the magical college blackout. These words have become way-too-familiar over the past few years I've spent at this fine academic institution. Sunday mornings - Gatorade and a McDonald's breakfast sandwich in hand - I sit in my living room with my roommates, attempting to piece together the events from the night before.

Nov 4, 2011

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Oct 15, 2011

Trying to Remember Why We Still Love LiLo

From double DUIs to shoplifting charges, it’s been hard to watch Lindsay make headlines more often from criminal activity than from movie deals (keeping them, at least). She hasn’t led a blockbuster in years, but now she’s collecting attention for racking up $90,000 in unpaid limo bills and getting kicked out of a community service program, before a progress hearing in court. And dentists definitely aren’t her biggest fans—what the hell is up with her teeth?!?

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Jun 11, 2011

How to Act the First Time You Go to a Bar

Everyone remembers their first time at a bar. Whether they were 17 with a fake ID, or they actually waited until they turned 21, it's relatively exciting experience. It's like when you don't have to sit at the children's table for holiday dinners anymore -- you finally get to play with the big kids.

Jun 6, 2011

The Weekly Ten: Crazy Sexy Cocktails

When trying to figure out what to write about for this week’s weekly ten I was a little bit stumped. So I decided to go back to the basics. And this is college after all, so it’s no surprise that drinks soon followed. But I didn’t want to go with the most common drinks or the weirdest drinks, or the ways to drink those drinks. So instead I thought I’d do something a little bit different. The drinks with the best, the sexiest, the craziest cocktail names out there.

Jun 5, 2011

6 Offensive and/or Funny Apps for Dudes

There's an app for that. For what? Well, just about everything these days. From finding the perfect shirt to getting directions to that restaurant you've only ever been to once to planning your wedding. There's an app for it.

May 5, 2011

How to Survive your 21st Birthday

L-E-G-A-L. That precious, five letter word will change your life forever.

Apr 8, 2011

Friday Faves: Are You an Annoying Drunk?

There are two types of drinkers: The kind that can handle their liquor, and the kind that can't. The kind of drunk who is the life of the party, and the kind the party wants to punch in the face. What kind of person are you?

Apr 7, 2011

Introducing the ‘Dear Cab Driver’ Napkin

Forget Solo cups and padded bras; this is every college girl's BFF.

Mar 31, 2011

10 SAT Questions That Would Actually Predict College Success

It's SAT season and you know what that means: high school juniors are buckling down and getting ready to take "the most important test of their lives," the test that will determine whether or not they get into college, the test that will supposedly predict how well they will do there. Now, I don't know about you ladies, but as a seasoned college student I have to say I think that is a load of ridiculous.

Feb 4, 2011

Friday Faves: Being Drunk Makes Everything OK

The truth is, alcohol lowers our inhibitions…and standards…for everything. We do things when we’re drinking that we’d never, ever, in a million years consider when we’re sober (like mixing ranch dressing and brownies).

Jan 31, 2011

This Just In: Guys Look at Themselves Through Beer Goggles

Beer Goggles. Unfortunately, anyone who's ever gone to bed with Justin Timberlake and woken up next to Jesse Eisenberg knows the curse of beer goggles all to well. But did you know that we're not the only ones who sport them as our number one accessory on a Saturday night? Yeah, turns out, guys are falling victim to their powers of evil, too...

Jan 30, 2011

The Worst Party Fouls

PARTY FOUL! Don’t act like you haven’t heard it before. According to Urban Dictionary, it’s “something socially unacceptable done in a social gathering.” For those of us who have been in the presence of a party foul or may have accidentally committed one ourselves, we know that they’re much more than that.

Jan 23, 2011

9 Mistakes Everyone Makes on Their First Date— and How to Avoid Them

Ahhhhh, the first date. It can be the start of something great or can easily take a quick turn down the crapper. You may have thought the date went as perfect as can be but if Mr. Lover Boy hasn’t called you back for another one in over three days, chances are it didn’t.

Jan 16, 2011

Morning After: The Loft of Terrors

t was my first night of freshman year. After my parents finished helping me unpack and hugged me goodbye, I had only one thing on my mind: to get drunk that night. What can I say? I happen to attend one of the schools that consistently makes the Princeton Review's list of biggest party schools every year (OU, Oh YEAH!) and I had high expectations for my first night out and about.

Jan 10, 2011

We’ve All Been There: “SELFIES!”

Your hair is done, your makeup is on and your outfit is perfect. All you have to do is pack that wristlet and you’re ready to head out with your friends. Money? Check. ID? Check. Camera? Check. Before you leave, you mix a few drinks and have a mini-dance party with the girls. Two rum and Diets and a few old school Britney songs later, it’s time to head out. But not without a “SELFIE!!”

Jan 3, 2011

We’ve All Been There: New Year, New Me

You had good intentions. Sitting in your childhood bedroom for the 19th consecutive day, eating homemade cookies courtesy of your mom, with nothing stressing you out or occupying your time, you started thinking ahead to 2011. It's a new year, you tell yourself, a new decade. There's no better time to make some changes and improve upon yourself.

Jan 2, 2011

The Morning After: I’ve Said (Far) Too Much

By now you’re almost half way through Winter Break. You’ve got the major holidays behind you- Christmas eve, Christmas day, New Year’s- and that means pretty much all scenarios involving getting drunk with your family have expired. How’d you do? Make it through with minimal blows to your self-respect, pride, and squeaky-clean image?

Dec 26, 2010

Morning After: My Water Is A Horcrux!

I had the busiest semester ever in my college career because some genius (read: my idiot self) decided it was a good idea to take 18 hours. And work. And hold an officer position in my sorority. Terrible idea in hindsight.

Dec 17, 2010

Avoid Being a “Ho, Ho, Ho” This Holiday Season

It’s the most wonderful time of the year— except for the fact that you’re at the top of Santa’s Naughty List. Coal definitely isn’t something you put on your wish list this year but we both know you’ll be getting a lot of it. Luckily it’s not too late to trick Santa into thinking you walk around with a halo on top of your head. Here are some ways to redeem yourself.

Dec 6, 2010

The Weekly Ten: This Semester Needs to End

I love the first week back after Thanksgiving break. No scratch that, I hate it, actually. But what I do like is what that week represents. It’s the beginning of the end.

Dec 4, 2010

What The Time You’re Turning In Says About Your Night

When you were young, the time you got home didn't mean anything (well besides how many kids you were going to have on The Sims). But nowadays, the time you turn in during college says a lot about you and your night.

Dec 3, 2010

Friday Faves: The 6 Stages of Getting Drunk

It wouldn't be a Friday night if you weren't incredibly inebriated and on the verge of getting a record-breaking 10th DUI. But how did you get from your desk in the library to this high-speed car chase?

Nov 19, 2010

Robotripping, Four Loko, and Other Ridic Ways College Kids Get Messed Up

It's not difficult to get messed up in college. Keg shells line frat house walls and liquor seems to flow freely from faucets, available whenever the time feels right. Yet, students continuously resort to more creative techniques to make their heads spin. Why?

Nov 12, 2010

Ingredients For The Perfect College Bar

Earlier this week, Complex.com released a list of more favorite college watering holes from around the nation, and we’re thrilled because they clearly follow College Candy’s winning recipe for a perfect college bar. What's the winning recipe? We're letting you in on it so you can determine if your favorite college bar belongs on the list -- or if it needs a little work.

Nov 9, 2010

Tuffy Luv Can’t Believe This Ashhole

Dear Tuffy Luv, A few weekends ago while my roommate/best friend was passed out in her bedroom, her boyfriend and I hooked up. The boy and I had been friends freshman year, and I had feelings for him before he started dating my best friend. He and I agreed that it was never going to happen again and to not tell anyone.