This has been a crazy week.

Jay-Z came back! Scarlett Johansson came out with an album with Pete Yorn. (Hey, it’s gotta be better than The Hoff’s singing, right?) Oh, and Mason Jennings came out with something new..though everything he does is new to me.

The week is all very confusing; I feel like I’m going through a break up (with the Scarlett I used to know), getting back together again (with Jay-Z), and meeting someone new (Mason Jennings). That’s a lot of relationship changes to handle in one week! Read More »

You know how some of us are all excited that The Hills is coming back to MTV? Well, silicone-filled super villainess Heidi Montag has decided to drum up some pre-season premiere publicity by attaching herself to Britney Spears

I know. You don’t have to say it. Worst. Idea. Ever.

According to everyone’s favorite gossip whore, Heidi and her little Punch-Me-Face boyfriend Spencer Pratt randomly stumbled upon a previously unreleased Britney demo while screwing shit up in a recording studio one day. Using their minds for something other than eating, buying shoes, and frolicking on the beach, Spence and Heidi decided the best thing to do with Brit’s demo was paste Heidi’s voice onto it and make it a duet.

A duet. Between Heidi Montag and Britney Spears.

Apparently, S&H thought releasing this horrible song as a duet would “get more press” than Heidi rerecording the song herself.

I wish I could comment more on this debacle, but every word I write concerning these two brings me one step closer to total body shut-down.

If you want to tempt death, check out the song here.

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• If you don’t know this band, you should.

• Jack spills beans about Project Runway.

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• Starbucks … Closing in a city near you.

• Avril Lavigne wants to make you smell like a slut.

• Cat Power or Frank Sinatra? You decide.

• Top Gun is really gay.