10 Biggest Celebrity Hot Messes Ever
Watching a celebrity reach their lowest starts off as an entertaining story until you realize that yes, they are a person too. This week, Lindsay Lohan was arrested for hitting a man with her car, and Amanda Bynes reportedly locked herself in a dressing room for two hours and yelled, in addition to getting in numerous car accidents.
An Open Letter To Amanda Bynes
Dear Amanda (manda-manda-manda-manda-manda),

I’m sorry. I had to do that as I’ve been watching reruns of The Amanda Show and crying myself to sleep over the absolute train car wreck that you’ve become.

LiLo Going to Jail?!
Well, Lindsay Lohan is at it again… or is she? Following her DUI in August 2007, Lohan was ordered to attend alcohol education classes weekly. Now, in violation of her probation, it is reported that she has been attending every 21 days instead. A court hearing set for May 20 will determine if she will have to serve jail time because of the violation. The sad part is: this time, she didn’t actually do anything.
Candy Dish: Obama Says, Stay In School
• Haven’t we heard this before?
• DUI = Bad. Naked DUI = really bad.
• Michael Jackson’s glove doesn’t come cheap.
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Girl Crush: Nicole Richie
Since her debut on the ridiculous reality series The Simple Life in 2003, Nicole Richie has been one of the most intriguing socialites to watch. Soon after entering the celebrity sphere, she was arrested for possession of heroin while driving with a suspended license. Three years later, she was detained for driving down a California highway in the wrong direction (high on Vicodin and marijuana… oops?) and slammed with a DUI.
Mel Gibson’s Single, Ladies!
Mel Gibson’s wife filed for divorce last week, so if you like a guy to call you Sugar Tits and talk sh*t about Jews over a romantic candlelit dinner, now’s your chance! Go get em, Tiger!
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