• The Morning After: Chili Fries and a Dutch Oven

    The Morning After: Chili Fries and a Dutch Oven

    The night started out pretty normally. I enjoyed a cocktail (read: lots of vodka with a splash of soda) while getting ready (read: in the shower), put on some makeup and a cute outfit and headed out for the evening. I was meeting up with a friend, her newly serious boyfriend and his friends for a night on the town. Cute friends. Very cute friends.

  • Fart Freely In These Undies

    Fart Freely In These Undies

    While shopping at the mall with friends last weekend, my breakfast of Kashi Go Lean Crunch! came back to haunt me. And by “me,” I mean “everyone within a 10 foot radius.” Yeah, it’s true – I had a horrible case of the farts. So bad that I couldn’t even stand myself.

  • He Said/She Said: What is With The Farting?!

    He Said/She Said: What is With The Farting?!

    I went out with a guy once. On our first date we went to dinner, and things were going so well that wh…

  • Letting It All Hang Out – Farting in Front of Your Man

    Letting It All Hang Out – Farting in Front of Your Man

    Farting.
    Pooping.
    Peeing.
    It’s all gross, which is why we do it in the privacy of our own homes. Bu…