September 29, 2009
- 5:00 pm
By Lauren - University of Michigan

Anyone else feeling horribly overwhelmed by the sheer amount of TV on these days? It seems like only yesterday we were watching Crossroads on HBO because there was nothing. else. on. And now? Now our DVR is on overload and we have to cancel plans with our friends to fit it all in.
Case in point: tonight.
I was supposed to be hanging out with a boy I like, drinking the vodka I like and, hopefully, ending up in the position I like, but I had to cancel. Why? Because The Hills is back! I’m not missing out on an evening with the people I love to loathe for some guy.
He’ll be around tomorrow, but The Hills season premiere will only be on once.
Ok, so it will probably be on 1,000 more times this week, but I need to see it now. It’s bad enough I had to wait all summer watching reruns of Parental Control; I can’t wait another minute.
And in honor of the big return, I’ll be live-blogging the whole shebang, from Natasha Bedingfield to the scenes from next week. I’ll be covering the introduction of Kristin Cavallari, the return of now-married Speidi and those annoyingly long commercial breaks full of ads for Axe and the upcoming season of The Duel: 48.
So come back to this here website at 10 PM ET to watch with me. Who knows? Maybe if I’m feeling extra lively, I’ll stick around for the snoozefest known as The City. Maybe. I’m not sure even Olivia Palermo/Whitney’s wardrobe choices can motivate me to sit through that shiz for another season.
With the recession guilting me into sacrificing unnecessary luxuries (oh, multiple, daily Starbucks runs, how I miss you!), I’m wondering how others are handling their own sacrifices. Our daily indulgences have now become something to shake a finger at, but many industries are still thriving by playing into our addictions.
As humans, we have inner demons that can only be quieted by indulging in our uncontrollable desires. Take the concept of the Seven Deadly Sins. Depending on your beliefs or interpretations, you may agree that we have a natural inclination towards these temptations. For example, I totally lust after my boyfriend’s six pack, I greedily horde my money, I’m a glutton for any sort of frozen yogurt, and I envy Megan Fox’s…everything.
Being the crafty marketing team they are, America’s consumer industries are exploiting our desires to indulge in these Seven Deadly Sins (and are getting filthy rich because of it!). Hey, maybe if we all sinned a bit more, we could nix this recession like Cain did Abel! Ready to be a bad girl? Hit up these industries to silence your inner, money spending demon:
Lust – While the recession has taken away many things, at least it’s bringing sexy back! Erotic industries, such as sex toy company Babeland, have seen a 25% increase in sales. Makes sense: The less hours you’re given at your job, the more quality time you have to spend with your brand new Mini Pink Leopard Vibe! The best part? Babeland is always having sales to keep you “cumming” back for more. (Sorry, couldn’t resist.) Read More »
Tags: babeland, beauty magazines, cheap, corporate america, cosmetics, dvr, economy, envy, fast food, greed, las vegas, lazy, lust, organic, recession, saving money, Seven Deadly Sins, sinner, TV, UFC fighting, vibrator
August 10, 2009
- 5:00 pm
By CC Staff
The hardest part of graduating from college for me personally was learning how to manage my money. I was always able to be frugal with my own savings account in college, because my parents were still footing the bill for most of my expenses. That meant that all the big and important stuff was being taken care of and I was only responsible to cover the things that I liked. Like bags. And shoes. And shots of vodka.
But when my dean handed me my diploma, my parents took away the checkbook and I was on my own. For everything.
I didn’t know much about saving, but I knew that I wanted to spend as little as possible on the big stuff so I could have more money for the things I wanted. Like shoes. And bags. And shots of vodka.
But I learned the hard way (by purchasing a broken TV from Craigslist) that while being frugal is a great idea (especially now when saving is even more important) there are a few things that are worth splurging on as you embark on your new life as an adult. It may be hard to part with the big bucks, but I promise you these 5 items are worth every. last. penny. Read More »
Tags: advice for college graduate, college graduate, costco, dvr, graduate, internet dating, investment, mattress, online dating, renter's insurance, saving money, spending money, splurge
June 8, 2009
- 5:00 pm
By CC Staff
After four years (or more, if you’re lucky) navigating your familiar college campus, it’s time to face a new, not-so-familiar world. It’s time to find a new favorite pizza place, a new mani/pedi shop, and a new bar with cheap specials on Wednesday nights. Oh yeah, and for many of you, you have to find some new friends with whom to frequent those locations.
Finding your place in this next phase of your life isn’t always easy. In fact, as I’ve said before, it’s really freaking tiring. But there are some tools out there to help you hold onto the familiar and survive the scary unknown. Here are your soon-to-be post grad BFFs:
1. Skype: Oprah’s obsessed with it and for good reason. All you need is a computer (clearly, you’ve got one since you’re reading this), a webcam (there are cheap ones available on Amazon or at Wal-mart) and some internet (which you can jack from any of your new neighbors who aren’t smart enough to lock that sh*t down). You download the program for free and then talk to any of your friends in the world for free, face to face. So, if you’ve got one friend teaching English in Korea and one friend doin’ the political thang in DC and you’re sitting at your parents’ trying to find a job, you can still “get together” weekly for some old time recaps. Read More »
Tags: 2 buck chuck, college grad, dvr, Friends, gchat, grad, life after college, online, price is right, real life, real world, skype, Trader Joes, twitter
February 11, 2009
- 1:00 pm
By Kathryn S
You know how we’re all poor college kids, yet we have so many “needs” that continue to rack up our credit card bills? One of the best ways to start saving money is to simply re-evaluate your budget. I know people who use budgeting software and balance their checkbooks religiously, but I am not one of those people.
First of all, it’s nearly impossible for me to predict how much income I’ll rake in in a given week. Second, there’s no way I can simply skip my monthly Metrocard (or other necessity) because I miscalculated. So I charge it. And then I charge five energy drinks because the grocer only accepts credit for purchases of $10 or more. But the reality is, if I quit energy drinks (over $2 a pop), I would save hundreds of dollars a year. What are you wasting your money on?
1. The Bar
In New York City, you’re going to pay at least $10 for a Long Island Iced Tea. For $10, you can buy a jug of Carlo Rossi or an 18-pack of Natty Ice, and you can nix the tip. Even at cheap college bars, you’re bound to pay a cover charge to enjoy Nickel Nite, and even though you’re basically drinking for free, you have to tip on every round. Instead of having a big bar night this week, have a liquor potluck, and invite all of your friends to come over with that random bottle that’s been collecting dust for months. You’ll get drunk without spending a dime, and won’t have to wait 20 minutes for an overwhelmed bartender to take your order.
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Tags: bar, bill, brand names, cigarettes, commercials, credit card, dvr, food, Friends, gas, gratuity, gym, itunes, macaroni and cheese, membership, money, save, shopping, superfluous, tip, TIVO
January 25, 2009
- 2:00 pm
By CC Staff

[I like to think of myself as a pretty easy going gal, and try not to sweat the small stuff. But sometimes (ok, maybe slightly more often) the general cluelessness, carelessness and overall stupididty of some things and or/people really gets to me. I find that venting is the most efficient way to rid myself of the stress that idiots, wrong meal orders, lack of cell phone ettiquette and cheese flavored products (that don’t even contain any freaking cheese!) induce.
So, in an attempt to avoid an ulcer or an unfortuante road rage incident, I vent to you, dear reader. Please feel free to join in and comment about anything–really, anything–that pissed. you. off. this week. Let it all hang out. I feel you.]
1. Health and Fitness Contradictions: Some say to eat more fiber. Others tell me to focus more on protein, and still others say to get rid of everything and stick to a diet of grapefruit and tabasco sauce. Which is it, people? Stop with the contradictory research and just tell me what is going to get me back the body I had before I discovered my obsession with bacon on my pizza. Because right now, I’m eating a lot of fiber, protein and grapefruit and it doesn’t seem to be helping. Read More »
Tags: angry, barack obama, Body, brody jenner, bromance, cable outage, comcast cable, diet, diet contradictions, dvr, first 100 days, fitness, health, i hate comcast, obama fail, obama inauguration, obama president, pissed, positive reinforcement, record all programs, set a recording, the city, what not to wear
October 15, 2008
- 11:48 pm
By Lauren - University of Michigan
Tonight was a big night with big decisions: Do I watch the presidential debate, or do I watch the highly anticipated season finale of Project Runway?
It was a difficult choice, but I did both. And after almost 3 hours of TV, my ass is asleep.
The season finale of PR was the same as always: model castings, dog poop, rushed and stressed designers backstage, “OH MY GOD THIS IS MY MOMENT”s, and then the big show.
When the main event finally arrived I got a little excited (although that could have just been the effects of the obscene amounts of coffee I chugged to make it through the night). I was really pulling for Korto – she was my favorite all along – but couldn’t wait to see what Leanne marched down the super-long runway. And, maybe, I was curious about Kenley’s collection.
And for the first time all season I was not disappointed. (If you opted for the debate, you can catch the collections here.)
The collections were all really beautiful, even Kenley’s. Each designer came through in their own unique way and I actually found myself saying (out loud!), “I’d wear that!” “I’d totally wear that!” “OMG I NEED TO BUY THAT OFF OF BLUEFLY.” (The product placement worked!)
Warning: Spoiler after the jump. I repeat: spoiler after the jump!
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Tags: barack obama, bravo, bryant park, dvr, election, fashion, heidi klum, hempstead, hofstra, john mccain, kenley, korto, leanne, New York, new york fashion week, nina garcia, president, presidential debate, Project Runway, project runway blog, project runway finale, project runway finale season 5, project runway season 5 finale, project runway season 5 winner, runway, season finale, Style, Tim Gunn, who won project runway, who won project runway 5, who won project runway season 5, who won project runway tonight
September 29, 2008
- 11:30 am
By Lauren - University of Michigan
Tonight at sundown Jews all over the world will begin celebrating one of our holiest of holidays: Rosh Hashanah (the Jewish New Year). Unlike the traditional American New Year where we make resolutions for the upcoming year, this 2 day holiday is spent asking for forgiveness for all the mistakes we made over the past year.
I just don’t know if 2 days is enough for me.
Being that I have such a public forum at my disposal, I thought I would go the extra mile this year and clear my slate of sins before I even step foot into synagogue this evening. So, without further adieu, here are my apologies. Please forgive:
- I am sorry for doubting the Wolverines and their ability to have a KILLER comeback in a football game.
- I am sorry that I called that girl a bitch in the bathroom because she refused to pass me toilet paper under the stall.
- I am sorry for all those times I cut people off while driving; I thought I had more important places to be than them, but I now realize that getting home in time for Oprah is really not important at all (mostly because I have DVR). Read More »
Tags: apologies, cheating, dvr, gossip, jewish calendar, jewish holidays, jewish holidays 2008, lindsay lohan, michigan, michigan wolverines, new years eve, oprah, oprah winfrey, relationship, rosh hashanah, rosh hashanah 2008, rosh hashanah cards, rosh hashanah greetings, Sex, shana tova, shanah tovah, sins, wisconsin, wolverine football, yom kippur, yom kippur 2008
August 28, 2008
- 1:30 pm
By CC Staff
Tags: big brands, college, democratic national convention, dvr, environment, george clooney, gossip, gustav, Hurricane, low alcohol beer, michael phelps, new orleans, Sarah Larson, saturday night live, save a tree, sex toys, snl
Because our usual I Love Money recapper is enjoying a summer vacay (lucky biatch), I was commissioned to watch and recap the most recent episode of the show. Now, I would just like to say that I watch a LOT of bad TV. A lot. My DVR currently holds too many episodes of What Not To Wear, some reruns of The Real Housewives of Orange County, Engaged and Underage and, of course, True Life, I’m a Staten Island Girl.
Yet, knowing all of that, I am still really embarrassed to have watched the trash also known as, I Love Money.
This show is trashier than The Real World, I Love New York and From G’s to Gents (yes, I have watched one episode of that train wreck) combined. I mean, seriously? Is VH1 for real with this show? There are just a bunch of REALLY dumb, really trashy people living in a house together…and having sex with other people in the room. And the names? Whiteboy? The Entertainer? DESTINEY?
I don’t know if I am watching TV or visiting a strip club.
I am not quite sure of the premise of the show, but I assume it is for all these freaks to try and win some money. And on last night’s episode, that somehow included making themselves cry with the aid of onions, cayenne pepper (that some moron RUBBED INTO HER EYES) and even some girl asking a dude to smack her in the face while her teammate tried (so hard) to be upset that she was away from her son.
Yeah. Seriously. Read More »
Tags: brandi c, crying, destiney, dvr, embarassing, from gs to gents, i love money, I Love New York, real, real world, reality TV, Sex, the entertainer, the real housewives of orange county, toasty, trashy TV, true life, TV, vh1, what not to wear