Oh, technology! You know us ladies so well! We love hearts! We love diamonds! (…and horseshoes and blue moons!). And we’re totes obsessed with putting sparkly crap in our ears. But now, we can have ear jewelry without any of that bothersome puncturing!

No, seriously, it’s amazing that it took them so long to come up with these new AudioCube headphones – the earbuds we already use, now fanced up for us lay-dies! It’s like killing two birds with one rhinestone. Sure, they keep noise out and keep music in, but they also splay outward-facing Swarovski-crystal hearts for when your boyfriend is gazing lovingly into your aural canals.

Thank god for versatility. I will now patiently await diamond-embedded contacts.