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‘Twilight’ Fan? Watch ET Tonight…

CC Staff — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 11:44:20 +0000


What's the biggest thing busting up the Internet at this very second?  The tiny, tiny Twilight teaser that was on Entertainment Tonight last night.
Apparently, this evening, ET is gonna be all about the upcoming vamp movie.  If you're obsessed with the books, you might consider tuning in...
All we want to know?  Since when can vampires climb trees like monkeys on steroids?



Gimmie More Mad Max: Brit and Mel, Together At Last
CC Staff — Fri, 16 May 2008 20:30:07 +0000

The crazy train that is Mel Gibson, Britney and her dad arrived in Costa Rica this morning to stay in Mel’s home for a mini-vacation.
Before I found out that Mel Gibson was indeed crazy, I would have been high-fiving Britney Spears in my head upon hearing this news. In fact, I might have still high-fived her in my head, but WTF, you’re bringing your dad with you?
Are these two friends? Like Hollywood kind of friends that are wink wink nudge nudge  friends? Is this a publicity stunt?
Maybe they are going to do a project together. “Mad Max in the Britney Dome“? She can wear Tina Turner’s gear and sing “Gimme More” but this time she can do it with feeling.
As much as they seem to make an unlikely pair, I think that I like them spending time together. Lots of crazy plus lotsa crazy = a couple that isn’t so crazy. Once the crazy cups runneth over, there’s no where else to go but back down to normal, right?
Special thanks to ET for posting this important story with such urgency. They totally know what matters.

         


Quickie: Adnan Ghalib Goes to My Bikini Waxer
Jess - NYU — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 17:00:07 +0000

Adnan Ghalib.  Britney’s maybe-maybe not-boyfriend.
I know he’s not really worth talking about, considering the fact that he’s selling his story before it’s even dry to national TV and is supposedly married.  But I just can’t help myself.  I must write this.  I must purge this thought from my soul:
Adnan Ghalib has a landing strip on his face!!
Why has no one talked about this?!  Why has no gossip blog explored the deep, cavernous chasm that is Ghalib’s utter ridiculousness?  I mean, a thirty-five year old man who chases celebrities for a living?  Who wears skull belts?!  Who has / had a relationship with dirty, crazy Britney Spears?!  Who proudly sports spiked hair a la 1998?  WHO HAS A LANDING STRIP ON HIS FACE?!?
Whew.
Okay.  I feel better now. Like a little bit of evil has just left my body.

         


Happy Mother’s Day Dina Lohan, You Lo-Class Whore.
CC Staff — Wed, 09 May 2007 15:55:40 +0000
So your daughter’s geeked on gack and f@#%s hollywood stars serially.  In times like these, it’s only natural for a mother to step in.  That’s just what “Mother of the Year” Dina Lohan has done.  Except instead of stepping in to get LiLo the help she most desperately needs, Dina has stepped into the spotlight, to help her own career.
Yes as disqusting as it may be, Page Six reports that Dina Lohan hit the red carpet at last night’s “Georgia Rule” premiere in NYC, as a “special correspondant” for Entertainment Tonight.  ET says “We are looking forward to Dina asking the questions only a mother can.”  WTF ET???  Are you so irresponsible that you would allow a mother to profit off her own daughter’s addictions for a mere ratings boost?  You both deserve eachother, you miserable, ignorant sluts.
It’s no secret that Dina Lohan has been vying for Rosie O’Donnell’s plus-sized chair on the View. And to her defense, what could be better for her acting reel than an on air ET exclusive?  I guess I really shouldn’t be surprised by any of this.
Apparantly this isn’t the first time the elder Blohan and Entertainment Tonight have profitted together off of Lindsay’s misfortunes.  On LiLo’s last rehab stint, Dina brought ET cameras inside the rehab facility for yet another exclusive.  With all these heart-felt, public displays of motherly love, it is very difficult to understand how the young Hollywood starlet could have so many problems.
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