After spending a much-needed day at the beach, my weekend came to a close as it always does, with a fresh episode of Entourage.

While Ari, E and Vince’s storylines took a backseat, it was Turtle and Drama that had their day in the sun…er, night under the moon, I should say. Which was nice, because it definitely changed things up a bit for the boys.

Turtle goes to get Drama’s car detailed and cleaned, and while he’s there, he meets a cute girl who shares his interest in trendy sneakers. Hey, everybody’s got their thing, right? She’s into him (I guess Turtle is cute, in a teddy bear kinda way) and after convincing her intimidating father, who owns the car shop, to let him take his daughter out, Turtle leaves with a hot car and a hot date. Nice to see he can score the chicks without Vince by his side!

Is Entourage losing its’ steam?

Meanwhile, Drama wakes up to find his new TV show has been reviewed by all of the critics and he refuses to read them. He instead decides to relax at a “massage parlor” and is so distressed while his masseuse is “doing her thing” that he can’t “finish the deed.” Catch my inuendos? Read More »

Last night, as I went through my post-Cinco de Mayo hangover process, my margarita-filled weekend came to an end with another episode of Entourage. In between refilling my glass of ice water and ten minute intervals between bathroom trips, I learned that things are definitely getting exciting with the boys.

After a day at the horse races, Drama falls in love with one of the horses, and although his particular horse failed to take first place, he falls in love with it and buys it off of the trainer in fear the horse will be taken to the glue factory. Hmmm…in love with a horse? That reminds me….Just kidding.

The horse is hauled back to the casa and ends up running out the gates. Definitely too much responsibility for these guys. Drama gives the horse away as a gift to his TV director, Ed Burns, whose daughter is more than happy to take the horse off his hands. Whatever! I love animals, but if someone dropped off a horse on my front lawn and said, “Look what I bought! It’s for YOU!” I would be pretty pissed to say the least. But I don’t even have a front lawn, so I guess I have nothing to worry about. Read More »

Last night’s Entourage was okay. Nothing too exciting happened, but we did get to see Ari at home with the wifey, which is always amusing, and also, Vincent Chase in the bathtub. Ooh-la-la! Let me catch you up to speed:

While Drama is paranoid about getting “got” on Pauly Shore’s Punk’d-esque TV show, he finds himself in a showdown with actual ultimate fighting champion, Chuck Liddell. You do not want to piss this guy off. Little does he know, Liddell is in on the prank, and after humiliating Drama in the fighting ring (and scaring the crap out of him) The Weasel himself appears to catch him on camera, and Drama relishes in the fact he will be on two television premieres in one week. Oh, that Drama…what would we do without him? Read More »

Well, it’s post-Entourage Monday, and I definitely saw this one coming. No pun intended.

Vince’s storyline focuses on his already rocky relationship with his new agent, Amanda. What a beast. But it’s not that they don’t like each other. It’s that they reeeealllly do like each other. So much so that Amanda gives Vince quite the proposition.

After Vince tells Amanda she is “cute” in front of E, (which pisses him off and probably makes him jealous) she asks Vince if he thinks she is “hot” and if he wants to secretly sleep with her, get it out of the way so the sexual tension can be relieved, and then get on with their professional relationship.

And – here’s the shocker -Vince agrees! Can you believe it? He agrees to have pure, unadulterated Sexy Time! And the show ends as Vince slyly slips away from the boys to meet up with his lucky lady. Read More »

Last night’s Entourage was a good one! The writers cleverly have Ari redeem himself after disappointing the fellas one too many times, by saving his lovable assistant, Lloyd, from what could have been a sticky situation. Literally. (Ew) The episode is all about the art of convincing.

While E and Vince plan a “couples” weekend to Napa, Turtle and Drama decide to score some chicks at the dog park. Clever, boys! They spend the day trying desperately to get laid by two girls, but when their dogs get in a fight, all the girls do is worry about their mangled pooch. Turtle and Drama are unsuccessful. No wonder these two are always kissing Vince’s ass – they need him around!

E’s girlfriend, Sloan, decides she wants her man all to herself for the weekend, and to prove that he isn’t whipped by Vince, E spends the day trying desperately to break the news to Vince that Nappa isn’t gonna happen in the “couples” sense. Besides, Vince can’t even find a date. What?!? Ummmm….he never called me…. Read More »

Sunday was very exciting for me, as I welcomed Adrien Grenier back into my life with a fresh episode of Entourage. And I gotta say, it was a pretty good start to the second half of the third season.

Here’s a quick recap: Drama finally gets a bigger break with a primetime series, and relishes in his billboard standing tall over LA. While Turtle takes on the challenge of putting Vince’s birthday party together and blowing a TON of moolah, E reads through some lame script about British people, given to him by Amanda, Vince’s new agent. And, of course, she’s hot. It’s that chick from the Pauly Shore movie, Son In Law, which I’ve seen more times than I’d like to admit. Read More »

I haven’t been this excited for a television line-up since Step by Step replaced Dinosaurs on TGIF. Seriously.

TONIGHT, HBO not only welcomes back the most popular (and f*cked up) family, The Sopranos, but the boys of Entourage return, too!

Tune in at 9pm to catch the first of the last episodes of “The Sopranos” before they get wacked into syndication forever, and 10pm to watch Adrien Grenier be pretty and Jeremy Piven be a douche bag. Tonight, we meet Vince’s new female agent, Amanda, and find out how Ari is coping with getting fired. Probably not good, I assume.  Read More »

No other television series caters to both guys and girls alike, quite like Entourage. For the guys, there’s drama (actual drama and Johnny Drama), hot chicks, male bonding, and some good ol’ cursing. For us girls, there’s Vincent Chase, played by the scrum-dida-lee-uptshus Adrien Grenier. Nuff said. And this Sunday night, the boys are finally back to finish up the third season!

When we left off, Ari was finally fired for screwing up one too many times, as Vince was hyped to get the Ramones movie on its way to production and disappointed in Ari’s canned apology to win him back.

In Sunday’s episode entitled “Less Than 30,” Vince celebrates his birthday with a new FEMALE agent named Amanda. Do I smell potential sexual tension? And no doubt Ari will be pulling out all of his obnoxious and pompous, yet, sexy (isn’t he kind of a turn-on?) stops to get his #1 client back.

Will Vince be rough and scruffy or clean-cut and shaven? How hot will this mysterious Amanda be? Will Drama catch his big break? Guess you gotta tune in on Sunday to find out. 4 days, ladies. 4 days.

Who is your favorite Entourage hottie? 

It has been way too long, but not much longer. The hotties from HBO’s hit series Entourage return to the small screen 17 days from today- We-hew!

Sundays have been such a bore. I’ve actually found myself hitting a text book or two- but Vince, Pirvert and the boys are certain to put an end to that. Besides, Grey’s, Entourage hands down, has the hottest cast and the hippest story lines.

So mark it down. April 8th. Sundays are back.

Which show do you think has the hottest cast?