You’ve made some big, healthy changes in your lifestyle (i.e. skipping the elevator and opting for the stairs en route to your dorm room) and you’re hoping they’ve paid off when you try on some new jeans. But don’t rely on your fave fashion store to accurately determine your size. I apologize for bursting your bubble, but chances are that your jeans might be a couple inches bigger than what the tag says.
Ladies and gents, it’s called VANITY SIZING.
In short, companies are starting to realize that when their consumers think they can fit into a smaller size, they feel better about their body image. Let’s face it: when we can fit into pants that would normally be difficult to zip, it’s super exciting. As a result, stores are thinking that we’ll keep coming back to purchase more stuff because, well, we are always guaranteed to feel good when we try on their clothes.
Personally, I think that vanity sizing is completely ridiculous, but I’m sure all you business majors know that it’s a great marketing tactic. Just as long as consumers are aware of the size differences, it’s not a big deal. But you see – that’s the thing. People are starting to believe their true size is not what it really is.
Girls are going around thinking that they are a size 6, when they really might be a size 8. For me, it sucks when I try on a different brand of jeans to learn that it is shockingly inaccurate. Plus, how annoying is it that you never really know what size to order online because every company follows a different sizing chart? Let’s face it – not every 34” waists fit the same. Read More »
Tags: alfani, body blog, calvin klein, clothes are lying, clothing size, dockers, esquire, fashion, fit, gap, h&m, haggar, health, measure, muffin top, old navy, size, true clothing size, vanity sizes, vanity sizing
Okay, so we all know that the “pros” have a thing or two to say about bettering our sex lives. Cosmo’s always telling us to put his needs ahead of ours (or so it seems, right?) and now scientists are offering up their two cents and it’s too reminiscent of Chem Lab for my liking. Also, I have ADD and zone out any time my favorite things become educational.
So instead of getting all brainy on a topic that should be anything but, I offer you a regular girl’s guide to bettering your sexual endeavors. You will not be tested on this material (at least not in a Scantron sort of way), just print it out and hang it above your bed.
1. Speak Up
Don’t wait for him to ask you what feels good. If he’s a mildly oblivious (aww, but well-meaning) college dude, chances are he’ll think he’s doing just fine so long as you both leave satisfied. Problem is, “just fine” isn’t always what you’re looking for. Help him shoot for the stars by being vocal about what feels fabulous and what leaves you a little bored.
2. Dress Up
Who says costumes are just for Halloween and frat mixers? I know you’ve got a few choice outfits in that closet waiting for the next CEOs and Office Hoes party. Break ‘em out and watch his eyes (among other things) get big with excitement.
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I’ve always stood by the belief that curves are the sexiest asset a women could possess. As a naturally curvy woman myself, it is reassuring to watch Beyonce, Jessica Simpson, Kate Winslet, and many other women make hips and thighs a fierce commodity. So when bodacious Christina Hendricks began waltzing around the offices of Sterling Cooper in Mad Men, I couldn’t be happier that another bodacious, curvaceous actress was hitting stardom.
I’m not the only one who thinks Hendricks and her curves are sexier than Megan Fox and Adriana Lima combined. Why? She beat out both of them in Esquire’s Best Looking Woman in America. Hendricks took the number one spot with 30% of the votes over Adriana Lima (2nd) and Megan Fox (3rd). It’s about time! Hendricks is known for her yummy curves, and she should be recognized. The woman is absolutely stunning.
Honestly, I’m ecstatic. Not only does this mean I may or may not go treat myself to a scone later at Starbucks (hint: I will), it means curvy women are making an impact in Hollywood, where the definition of sexy is often created. That is empowering! It is reassuring to know sexy is becoming easier and more natural day by day, beginning with covers of Christina Hendricks flaunting all that her mama gave her (with Megan Fox no where in sight).
Work it, girl.

When I walk into class every morning in my carefully planned outfit, complete with meticulously-matched accessories, it really disappoints me to see all the boys looking – how shall I put this? – less than stellar. If Cher was not expected to swoon over baggy pants and a backwards cap, than neither am I. Nor should I melt for crusty armpit stains, shower sandals (and long, nasty toenails), or eye boogers that have yet to be removed.
After living on a college campus and experiencing countless pairs of basketball shorts paired with mac-and-cheese-stained hoodies, I had completely lost hope that boys know how to dress.
And then I saw this. Read More »
November 19, 2008
- 12:14 pm
By Mandy - Hofstra
The perfect gift for all your girlfriends…
…and perfect make-up for you!
Be ahead of the game: hair trends for Spring ’09!
Ok, iPhone lovas…here are some tips to keep your battery going
Would you rock these to Thanksgiving with the folks?
Posh Spice will always be hot…always.
Angie vs. Jen: will it ever end?!
Hugh Jackman is the Sexiest Man on Earth…seriously.
Baby cockfights… so wrong.
Merry freakin Christmas!!! Vince Vaugh on the cover Esquire and he is lookin mighty fine!
Tags: angeline jolie, baby cockfights, esquire, hair trends for spring 2009, holiday make up, hugh jackman, iPhone, iphone battery, Jennifer Aniston, lipgloss, people magazine, philosophy lip gloss, posh spice, sexiest man on earth, shoes, victoria beckham, vince vaugh
October 30, 2007
- 10:30 am
By Jess - NYU
It’s not like I expect Maxim to be the New York Times. It’s not like I expect them to propagate feminist causes. I don’t even really expect them to be very literary—but going after certain women and calling them “unsexy”?
That’s just lame.
The Five Unsexiest Women Alive list, compiled as a direct response to Esquire’s Sexiest Woman Alive article, is a negative, annoying editorial meant to do nothing except pick on aging stars and go after girls who are already suffering.
Explaining #5 on the list has “about 23 pounds of Funyun pudge”, Maxim goes after the easiest target of 2007, Britney Spears. Yes, she used to be hot and now she looks a little rough. Yes, she used to be a badass dancer and now thinks stumbling around constitutes a performance. Yes, she’s a bit of a media whore…but the girl has problems. Big, intense problems. Let’s give her a bit of a break, shall we?
Besides, when was being “not skinny” having “pudge”? Read More »
Tags: amy winehouse, boobs, bra, britney spears, esquire, funyun, madonna, material girl, Maxim, music, music deal, new york times, pudge, sandra oh, sarah jessica parker, sexist woman alive, sexy, unsexiest women alive, unsexy
September 17, 2007
- 11:26 am
By Jess - NYU

We all know insipid magazines like Cosmo and Redbook give men the impression the women are all about “Impressing Them in Bed!” and “Finding That Position That Makes Our Orgasms Last for 78 Minutes!!” and “Shoes!!!”
But have you ever wondered what guy mags like Stuff and FHM say about us? One women thinks they teach dudes to objectify us.
How groundbreaking.
Rosie Boycott, a former editor for Esquire magazine and freelance journalist for the Daily Mail says that men’s magazines are becoming more and more sexually explicit, and the women allowing themselves to be photographed are partially responsible. Read More »
Tags: breasts, cosmo, Daily Mail, esquire, FHM, magazines, Nuts, orgasm, porn, Redbook, Rosie Boycott, Sex, sexually explicit, shoes, stuff
March 18, 2007
- 1:46 pm
By CC Staff
Remember when you had to scan the web or fumble thru the pages of the local music rag just to find out when Young Love was coming to town? Yeah me too. Well, those days are about as passe as reading your news from a newspaper, thanks to a couple of Seattle-based students / electrical engineers.
According to Esquire.com, “Brandon Smith and Jeff Cole, (who’s still in school), have created the wonderfully efficient—and free- iConcertCal , a personalized concert calendar that tells you when the artists in your iTunes library are coming to town”.
How cool is that? -A calendar inside my iTunes Library, that tells me when and where the artist I am listening to on my ipod is coming to town? What will they think of next? A car that can park itself? Never.
Read the article. Download iConcertCal now.
Tags: apple, concert calendar, download, Entertainment, esquire, ipod, itunes, music, music rag, sxsw, young love