I am pretty happy with myself. It took three torturous middle school years and four years of high school full of insecurity to get me to the point where I actually like who I am and how I look (most days). But sometimes I see certain celebs, and I think, “I would kill for her (insert body part here).” I know celebs have stylists, personal trainers and hair/make-up people who help them look amazing, so it’s hard not to get jealous (because I can barely curl my own hair).

This isn’t a post about how I feel inferior to celebs and hate myself. This is about how I’m totally happy with my body, but if someone offered me Britney Spears’ stomach circa 2000, I would have no problem saying, “Yes,please!” So here’s to you hot celebs, you have the best body parts, and I may just have to kill you and steal them right off your hot bods. Read More »

Once upon a time I was telling a friend of mine a story. It was a complex story. One involving many different people, location changes, shifts in time, a vortex of sorts, dark matter, dinosaurs, The String Theory and a pair of neon sunglasses I really, really wanted. No, I wasn’t recapping the sixth season of Lost, just my Sunday afternoon.

Somewhere around the twenty-minute mark and/or the fourth time I asked, “So, are you still following me?” my dear, wonderful audience-of-one looks at me and asks if I’ve ever watched Drunk History. Apparently (and I quote), listening to me recount my tale “was like listening to a person who just took six vodka shots to the face.” Psh, and to think I called this person a friend.

Anyway, long story short (I really love telling stories, apparently), this is how I discovered Funny or Die’s amazing web series Drunk History. If you aren’t hip to that historically-relevant amazingness yet, get with the program. Read More »

Would you wear a mullet dress?

Celebs just want to have fun

Was Samantha the Kramer of ‘Sex and the City’?

Eva Mendes channels Amy Winehouse

Be thankful for Michael Fassbender

What does 200 calories actually look like?

Cute snowboot picks

Have relationship roles reversed?

Every day we’re bombarded with a million different messages about what we are supposed to look like. And tell you what, our not-so-scientific-yet-totally-accurate visual research proves that 99% of girls out there don’t fit the mold. So instead of telling you how to wear your hair, or how much weight to lose, or which one of Heidi Montag’s many surgeries to get (because, really, look where that got her), we’re going to celebrate these so-called beauty flaws with beautiful women every single week.

Last week we celebrated the natural nose. Today, let’s talk about curves.

It’s no secret that Hollywood likes their actresses to look anorexic-chic. But that doesn’t mean that all the women in Hollywood are conforming to that reasonable ridiculous standard. This week we’re putting on a spotlight on the curvy and voluptuous celebrities who haven’t let their bigger bodies stop them from having even bigger careers. Read More »

This weekend I drove home in my Ford; backseat packed to the brim with my college belongings, heart full of nostalgia from graduating college.  And the first things I do upon arriving country side?  Have a bowl of cereal, feed the milk to my cat and buy a Maxim at the local grocery store (priorities). Lucky for the entire population of American men, June marks the ideal month for the steamiest Maxim issue of the year: Maxim’s Hot 100.

Which also means the entire issue was sealed securely in a package so you can’t even look inside until you buy it. Naturally, I ripped that bad boy open immediately upon arriving home, grabbed a Pop Tart from my parents’ cupboard and got reading. Of course the most beautiful women on the planet (e.g. Blake Lively, Bar Refaeli, Eva Mendes, Marisa Miller, Katy Perry and many, many more) were sprawled out inside.  I looked at my Pop Tart in agony and kept reading. For reasons unknown to the minds behind the list, Stephanie Pratt was also included. Maybe they felt bad about her blood relation to abominable snowman Spencer Pratt and his crystal fetish.

Other articles in the June issue included ’3 Rules for the Perfect Haircut’ which matched the man’s face shape with the perfect cut. Kinda cute. Another article featured a ‘how to’ on cooking a gourmet meal with what you have lying around in your body. I’m not kidding; it included ‘Hot Foaming Pee’ as the drink of choice. It’s OK, I’m a bit freaked out and don’t get it either.

Finally, my favorite article found its place in my heart called ‘You May Kiss the Bridesmaid.’  It is what it sounds like, folks: a guide to pull a Vince Vaughn/Owen Wilson from Wedding Crashers.  The article features what to say when picking up chicks at a wedding. Rule #1: Never leave a fellow crasher behind.  I could giggle at Wedding Crashers quotes all day long but let’s look at what Maxim had to say: Read More »

So, who are the people’s favorite A-listers?

Is that Eva Mendes’ nipple?

So this is what the Woman of the Year wears…

Real leather jackets…for under $250?

The coolest wheelbarrow race I’ve ever seen.

Joel Madden really doesn’t like Britney’s vajay.

OMG. We didn’t realize how much we loved the Golden Globes until we sat – popcorn and cookies in hand – and watched all the stars strut their stuff on the red carpet last night. There were so many good looking and talented people in one room; we would have given anything (yes, including our extensive bag collection) to be there. Hell, we just want to try on Beyonce’s necklace.

The Red Carpet was fantastic. Fitted dresses were all the rage, highlighted by gorgeous accessories. Cocktail rings were everywhere, along with blingin’ brooches, hair clips and necklaces. And let’s not forget the best (and most prevalent) accessory of all: major cleavage.

Below are a few of our favorite (and most trainwreck-y) bits and pieces from the evening. Sure, the overall looks were breathtaking, but it’s all in the details, right? A little bling here, a little ruffle there. And, of course, Drew Barrymore’s hair. I mean, come on, girlfriend. That hair? Is she auditioning for Hairspray?!

Click on the pic to see the entire look. Read More »

First it was Lindsay Lohan saying her rehab stint was due to exhaustion, then it was Eva Mendes supposedly going in for research, now Kirsten Dunst is blaming her trip to detox on depression. Is this the true story or just another celebrity crying wolf?

In February, Dunst checked into Utah’s Cirque Lodge Treatment Center, the same facility that housed Lohan and Mendes, after several pictures of her looking trashed surfaced. Dunst told E! Online that she was “struggling” and said: “I had the opportunity to go somewhere and take care of myself.”

A source close to Dunst (whatever the hell that means) told PEOPLE Magazine that drinking wasn’t the source of her problems, but that “She couldn’t control her depression.” When Dunst first went to rehab, another friend told the mag that she’d “been crying a lot lately.” Maybe she’s depressed because she’s surrounded by friends who’ll sell her secrets to a tabloid for a few quick bucks? Just a thought… Read More »

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• Super-sexy celeb hair makeovers

• Why is Bill Maher not on this list?

• Cameron Diaz and Eva Mendes love to burp and fart

• Let your soul glow with Mr. Rays Hair Weave.

• If you don’t know this band, you should.

• The best worst collection of Olan Mills photos ever

• Nobody’s interested in Ashlee Simpson’s nose

• Say bye bye to John Mayer the blogger

• Dita Von Teese is the new Wonderbra Wondergirl.

• Panic at the Disco is hitting the road.