Marilyn Manson and Evan Rachel Wood? Pukesville.

You know, I have to say, I never liked the guy. I always thought he was a geek hiding behind weird songs and freaky clothing. No matter what he did, he could never convince me that he was anything less than lame.

Thanks to this article, I have recently changed my stance.

I no longer think Marilyn Manson is lame. I think he’s SUPER FANTASTICALLY LAME.

The man/boy/Lipsticked Wonder recently left his pretty and age appropriate wife for a girl who is almost twenty-five years younger. Yup. Seemingly normal Evan Rachel Wood is currently getting cozy with the guy, allowing him to not feel his age—which is 38—in case you were wondering. “She likes the same things as me.” Manson recently told some French magazine, “She understands I like to get up when night falls and go to sleep at dawn.”

Ugh. Please. This guy takes himself so seriously it makes me want to puke. Almost as much as picturing him naked.

Evan, Rachel, whatever people are calling you these days, wake up and smell the pasty white face make-up! He’s a loser with a huge head. You can do better.

What do you think about this unlikely pairing?